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[382] Twilight: Passage

Aussie_kid

on Aug. 26, 2007

In case you're wondering, no the Anti_kid does not care about any of his drones. And why should he? He's evil.

Well, I finally saw The Simpsons Movie last Friday. I think I'll talk about that today. First off, let's start with a few of my favourite quotes

Ralph: *After seeing Bart skateboard past naked* I like boys now

"Spiderpig, Spiderpig. Does whatever a spider-pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, cause he's a pig"

Flanders: Thank you Lord for this bountiful *Bart hits the Krusty Burger window* penis!?
Rod & Todd: Bountiful penis

The eskimo lady with the drooping rack. Enough said.

Bart: I want a dad who's the same in the morning as he is in the evening
Homer: I'll let you hold them bomb
Bart: Hey, the man knows me

Carny: Oh man, my wives are gonna kill me *We see two asian conjoined twins tapping rolling pins into their palms in a threatening manner*

We see a shadow rising over Springfield. People come out of Moe's then out of the church. The bargoers run into the church and the churchgoers run into the bar.

Bart gets drunk off scotch. Enough said

Now, onto my comments. Borrowing an idea from Austin Powers, everything seems to magically cover Bart's crotch as he skateboards naked to Krusty Burger. Then, he goes through a hedge and that's the only part not covered. I wonder what's the point of that and how in the hell they got away with it. Also, when they were on the run, how come the family could pass through both Canadian international borders without getting found out?

Other than that, this was a pretty good movie. They featured every living person that still lived in Springfield, including old faces we haven't seen in years. Also, the plot was kind of weird, but it was good to get a few chuckles out of. It was as if they made all those crap episodes just so they'd have enough goodness for this movie, which thankfully did not have any needless introductions of flashbacks and crap like that (Hell, you don't really even need to watch an episode to get most of the jokes)

All in all, go see it if you're a fan of the yellow family.

Until next time
The Aussie Kid