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- LION?! (Ch. 7 Pg. 4)
- Oh hey Drunk Duck! (Ch. 7 Pg. 3)
- Reintroducing... (Chap. 7 Pg. 2)
- C-c-c-c-cold. (Chap. 7 Pg. 1)
- Lick. (Chapter 7 cover)
- Hmm, who are these people. (Splash-page)
- Welcome back! (Part 2)
- PARTY! PARTY! PAR... TY!! (Ch. 6. Pg. 1)
- Holy baby jesus! (Chap. 6 cover)
- Wahoooow, lookit dis! (Chap. 5 Pg. 15)
- I'm watching Penn & Teller right now - dissstracting. (Ch. 5 Pg. 14)
- What to do when you are bored and not rich? (Ch. 5 Pg. 13)
- Pyew pyew. (Ch. 5 Pg. 12)
- Snerk. (Ch. 5 Pg. 11)
- Tadah~ (Ch. 5 Pg. 10)
- Manicures. (Ch 5 Pg 9)
- Magic is SUCH a verb! I'ma magic you! (Ch. 5 Pg. 8)
- I'm watching the Ghost Whisperer right now. Whaaat. (Ch. 5 Pg. 7)
- YAY ME!! (Ch. 5 Pg. 6)
- MY WORD this took forever. (Ch. 5 Pg. 5)
- Oh my god ew. (Ch. 5 Pg. 4)
- This is actual, actual page 80! (Ch. 5 Pg. 3)
- What? Huh? (Chap. 5 pg. 2)
- CROTCH SHOT. (Ch. 5 Pg. 1)
- Girls Day Out!! (chap. 5 cover)
- It's a page! :D (Chap. 4 Pg. 18)
- Someone's been up all night. (Chap 4 Pg 17)
- Shoes. (Ch. 4 Pg. 16)
- Sinister Dealings?? Or just the newspaper club. (Ch. 4 Pg. 15)
- Can't get away from it, apparently. (Ch. 4 Pg. 14)
- Spaghetti-NOOOOESSSs. (Ch. 4 Pg. 13)
- This page is kinda ridiculous. (Ch. 4 Pg. 12)
- Magical Fairy Princess Librarian POWER! (Ch. 4 Pg. 11)
- Introducing... (Ch. 4 Pg. 10)
- Lic Library? What the fu--OHHH. (Ch. 4 Pg. 9)
- ee-LAH-ree (Ch. 4 Pg. 8)
- Equal parts depression and horniness. (Ch. 4 Pg. 7)
- No need for YOU, britches. (Ch. 4 Pg. 6)
- Also, I forgot how to draw while doing this page!! what. (Ch. 4 Pg. 5)
- It's very strange to write about Christmas in April. (Ch. 4 Pg. 4)
- It's tough being young and beautiful and popular, jeez. (Ch. 4 Pg. 3)
- Typity type clickity clack. (Ch. 4 Pg. 2)
- Blue blue blue. (Ch. 4 Pg. 1)
- Books books books. (Ch. 4 cover)
- He shaved! As he should. (Ch. 3 Pg. 31)
- Kellan is not that short, it's just Lane is one of the tallest characters in this comic. (Pg. 30 Ch. 3)
- That's not a monster, that's Kellan, right? (Ch. 3 Pg. 29)
- Two Gentlemen In Bed. (Ch. 3 Pg. 28)
- Mercer. (Ch. 3 Pg. 27)
- Who is that masked man! (Ch. 3 Pg. 26)
- I forget what I was going to title this page. (Ch. 3 Pg. 25)
- Ass is grass. (Ch. 3 Pg. 24)
- It's easy to make judgments when you are outside of the problems. (Ch. 3 Pg. 23)
- I wanted to draw astronauts they're cools. (Ch. 3 Pg. 22)
- SOMEONE has had plastic surgery. Not a lot, she's pretty pretty on her own. (Ch. 3 Pg. 21)
- Glrk. (Ch. 3 Pg. 20)
- There were ten in a bed and the little one said. (Ch. 3 Pg. 19)
- Spencer is doing something bad. As usual. (Ch. 3 Pg. 18)
- Bleep beep boop. (Ch. 3 Pg. 17)
- Worrying but not wanting to get involved. (Ch. 3 Pg. 16)
- Dads are full of stupid jokes, amirite. (Ch. 3 Pg. 15)
- Recipes an' shit. (Ch. 3 Pg. 14)
- City of Sisterly Love.
- Fluids of fertilization. (Ch. 3 Pg. 13)
- Hygiene, WHAT hygiene. (Ch. 3 Pg. 12)
- Doom n' Gloom. (Ch. 3 Pg. 11)
- Venus in Furs. (Ch. 3 Pg. 10)
- SMACK! (Ch. 3 Pg. 9)
- Cyclops. (Ch. 3 Pg. 8)
- Grr. (Ch. 3 Pg. 7)
- Dream with little angels. (Ch. 3 Pg. 6)
- Zen. Calm. (Ch. 3 Pg. 5)
- The Coil Household. (Ch. 3 Pg. 4)
- Xibalba was the land of the dead in Mayan mythology, you know? (Ch. 3 Pg. 3)
- Why doesn't he put some lights on? (Ch. 3 Pg. 2)
- What. (Ch. 3 Pg. 1)
- Cue violin music. (Ch. 3 cover)
- Pron. (Ch. 2 Pg. 18)
- DING! (Ch. 2 Pg. 17)
- Plot plot plot!! (Ch. 2 Pg. 16)
- Thinking thoughts. (Ch. 2 Pg. 15)
- Woe woe woe school. (Ch. 2 Pg. 14)
- The dress. THE DRESS. (Ch. 2 Pg. 13)
- Frooowdoooh. (Ch. 2 Pg. 12)
- Next he'll anal probe him. (Ch. 2 Pg. 11)
- Right Mary. You do that. (Ch. 2 Pg. 10)
- Every high school romance needs a teacher with glasses. (Ch. 2 Pg. 9)
- I swear this comic isn't all about boobs and penii and bras. (Ch. 2 Pg. 8)
- He WISHES he had sex with a purple Amazon ... (Ch. 2 Pg. 7)
- Do you wanna suck it? All right let's suck it. (Ch. 2 Pg. 6)
- Not too subtle, (Ch. 2 Pg. 5)
- At least he washes his hands. (Ch. 2 Pg. 4)
- Nuit de la musique. (ch. 2 pg. 3)
- Medieval, even! (ch. 2 pg. 2)
- Dark Times. (Ch. 2 Pg. 1)
- Make up your own title for the magazine (Ch. 2 cover)
- Uhhh huhh. (ch. 1 pg. 4)
- And the great reveal goes to .. (Ch. 1 Pg. 3)
- God, you give me a headache. (Ch. 1 Pg. 2)
- Don't save your parties for the weekend, uh huh. (ch. 1 pg. 1)
- Shake it like a trademarked word. (chapter one cover)
- Blue, Pink, and Purple (cover)
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- LION?! (Ch. 7 Pg. 4)
- Oh hey Drunk Duck! (Ch. 7 Pg. 3)
- Reintroducing... (Chap. 7 Pg. 2)
- C-c-c-c-cold. (Chap. 7 Pg. 1)
- Lick. (Chapter 7 cover)
- Hmm, who are these people. (Splash-page)
- Welcome back! (Part 2)
- PARTY! PARTY! PAR... TY!! (Ch. 6. Pg. 1)
- Holy baby jesus! (Chap. 6 cover)
- Wahoooow, lookit dis! (Chap. 5 Pg. 15)
- I'm watching Penn & Teller right now - dissstracting. (Ch. 5 Pg. 14)
- What to do when you are bored and not rich? (Ch. 5 Pg. 13)
- Pyew pyew. (Ch. 5 Pg. 12)
- Snerk. (Ch. 5 Pg. 11)
- Tadah~ (Ch. 5 Pg. 10)
- Manicures. (Ch 5 Pg 9)
- Magic is SUCH a verb! I'ma magic you! (Ch. 5 Pg. 8)
- I'm watching the Ghost Whisperer right now. Whaaat. (Ch. 5 Pg. 7)
- YAY ME!! (Ch. 5 Pg. 6)
- MY WORD this took forever. (Ch. 5 Pg. 5)
- Oh my god ew. (Ch. 5 Pg. 4)
- This is actual, actual page 80! (Ch. 5 Pg. 3)
- What? Huh? (Chap. 5 pg. 2)
- CROTCH SHOT. (Ch. 5 Pg. 1)
- Girls Day Out!! (chap. 5 cover)
- It's a page! :D (Chap. 4 Pg. 18)
- Someone's been up all night. (Chap 4 Pg 17)
- Shoes. (Ch. 4 Pg. 16)
- Sinister Dealings?? Or just the newspaper club. (Ch. 4 Pg. 15)
- Can't get away from it, apparently. (Ch. 4 Pg. 14)
- Spaghetti-NOOOOESSSs. (Ch. 4 Pg. 13)
- This page is kinda ridiculous. (Ch. 4 Pg. 12)
- Magical Fairy Princess Librarian POWER! (Ch. 4 Pg. 11)
- Introducing... (Ch. 4 Pg. 10)
- Lic Library? What the fu--OHHH. (Ch. 4 Pg. 9)
- ee-LAH-ree (Ch. 4 Pg. 8)
- Equal parts depression and horniness. (Ch. 4 Pg. 7)
- No need for YOU, britches. (Ch. 4 Pg. 6)
- Also, I forgot how to draw while doing this page!! what. (Ch. 4 Pg. 5)
- It's very strange to write about Christmas in April. (Ch. 4 Pg. 4)
- It's tough being young and beautiful and popular, jeez. (Ch. 4 Pg. 3)
- Typity type clickity clack. (Ch. 4 Pg. 2)
- Blue blue blue. (Ch. 4 Pg. 1)
- Books books books. (Ch. 4 cover)
- He shaved! As he should. (Ch. 3 Pg. 31)
- Kellan is not that short, it's just Lane is one of the tallest characters in this comic. (Pg. 30 Ch. 3)
- That's not a monster, that's Kellan, right? (Ch. 3 Pg. 29)
- Two Gentlemen In Bed. (Ch. 3 Pg. 28)
- Mercer. (Ch. 3 Pg. 27)
- Who is that masked man! (Ch. 3 Pg. 26)
- I forget what I was going to title this page. (Ch. 3 Pg. 25)
- Ass is grass. (Ch. 3 Pg. 24)
- It's easy to make judgments when you are outside of the problems. (Ch. 3 Pg. 23)
- I wanted to draw astronauts they're cools. (Ch. 3 Pg. 22)
- SOMEONE has had plastic surgery. Not a lot, she's pretty pretty on her own. (Ch. 3 Pg. 21)
- Glrk. (Ch. 3 Pg. 20)
- There were ten in a bed and the little one said. (Ch. 3 Pg. 19)
- Spencer is doing something bad. As usual. (Ch. 3 Pg. 18)
- Bleep beep boop. (Ch. 3 Pg. 17)
- Worrying but not wanting to get involved. (Ch. 3 Pg. 16)
- Dads are full of stupid jokes, amirite. (Ch. 3 Pg. 15)
- Recipes an' shit. (Ch. 3 Pg. 14)
- City of Sisterly Love.
- Fluids of fertilization. (Ch. 3 Pg. 13)
- Hygiene, WHAT hygiene. (Ch. 3 Pg. 12)
- Doom n' Gloom. (Ch. 3 Pg. 11)
- Venus in Furs. (Ch. 3 Pg. 10)
- SMACK! (Ch. 3 Pg. 9)
- Cyclops. (Ch. 3 Pg. 8)
- Grr. (Ch. 3 Pg. 7)
- Dream with little angels. (Ch. 3 Pg. 6)
- Zen. Calm. (Ch. 3 Pg. 5)
- The Coil Household. (Ch. 3 Pg. 4)
- Xibalba was the land of the dead in Mayan mythology, you know? (Ch. 3 Pg. 3)
- Why doesn't he put some lights on? (Ch. 3 Pg. 2)
- What. (Ch. 3 Pg. 1)
- Cue violin music. (Ch. 3 cover)
- Pron. (Ch. 2 Pg. 18)
- DING! (Ch. 2 Pg. 17)
- Plot plot plot!! (Ch. 2 Pg. 16)
- Thinking thoughts. (Ch. 2 Pg. 15)
- Woe woe woe school. (Ch. 2 Pg. 14)
- The dress. THE DRESS. (Ch. 2 Pg. 13)
- Frooowdoooh. (Ch. 2 Pg. 12)
- Next he'll anal probe him. (Ch. 2 Pg. 11)
- Right Mary. You do that. (Ch. 2 Pg. 10)
- Every high school romance needs a teacher with glasses. (Ch. 2 Pg. 9)
- I swear this comic isn't all about boobs and penii and bras. (Ch. 2 Pg. 8)
- He WISHES he had sex with a purple Amazon ... (Ch. 2 Pg. 7)
- Do you wanna suck it? All right let's suck it. (Ch. 2 Pg. 6)
- Not too subtle, (Ch. 2 Pg. 5)
- At least he washes his hands. (Ch. 2 Pg. 4)
- Nuit de la musique. (ch. 2 pg. 3)
- Medieval, even! (ch. 2 pg. 2)
- Dark Times. (Ch. 2 Pg. 1)
- Make up your own title for the magazine (Ch. 2 cover)
- Uhhh huhh. (ch. 1 pg. 4)
- And the great reveal goes to .. (Ch. 1 Pg. 3)
- God, you give me a headache. (Ch. 1 Pg. 2)
- Don't save your parties for the weekend, uh huh. (ch. 1 pg. 1)
- Shake it like a trademarked word. (chapter one cover)
- Blue, Pink, and Purple (cover)
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Author notes
Get your Pocket Spencer ™ today! He'll entertain you for hours with his crude jokes and angsty monologues. He takes very little care! He can sleep just about anywhere, but is partial to cotton balls that you drop behind the toilet by mistake. And you just need to feed him once in a while and, oh, he does like the cocaine but since he is so tiny you won't need much of it to make him happy. (That won't be very difficult for you to find, will it?) But a warning! He is likely to try and dry hump your finger if you try poking him, and is easily squished under butts.
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