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The Sandwich Plot - Part 2

Graer Babbin

on March 2, 2010

Actually, I kicked ass at geometry. A LOT of ass. To quote a friend's math-related freestyle, "I ride the longest hypotenuse with unstoppable force." Well, except for proofs. I wasn't so good at those.

However, it is probably true that I failed all four quarters. It is also true that I played games with my report cards. I once succeeded in failing nine out of eight classes. It's true. It was on my progress report and everything.

(A note to any school admission boards that are reading this: Ha! HA HA. It is a joke! Funny, yes?)

~Liam