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Feelin the burn (in more than one way)

Cool Napkins

on April 5, 2007

The engineers will be disappointed as well. That chili has enough kick to power cities for years.

For those of you who noticed the misspelling of "chile" (like the country) this is actually a funny story. In the future the government of Chile was tiered of ignorant tourists that came to their country for the chili. The government commissioned a vast array of chefs, farmers, and scientists to create the most diabolical chili ever. Their plan worked to a point. Their Hyperchiliâ„¢ discouraged tourists but almost caused a nuclear winter. Of course to anyone who has studied history, this sort of thing happens all the time.