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Where Is It?

guestcomic

on July 20, 2006

I know all three of my diehard fans have been wondering where I am. For those of you who don't know, I don't make comics unless I have nothing else better to do. I do this when I'm bored. So there. I don't have a love for comics. Sue me.

But I do love penis jokes. I could say penis all day. And it'll be funnier everytime I say penis.

I went to an ECW house show this Monday. Balls Mahoney fought. I shouted "Balls!" a lot. And it was even better because I had a reason this time and everyone was agreeing with me.

Props to the Steal This Comic dude. I have a theory that "Where's the penis?" works in every text bubble in every comic. I'm a genius.