Hellbent

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#190 - Shamalamadingdong

poxlom

on March 8, 2009

I know it’s thinly veiled, but the subtle message I’m conveying here is M. Night BLOWS. Sixth sense was pretty good (although there was too much damn whispering) and I actually loved Unbreakable, but he’s really gone downhill in a big way since then. Signs was just dumb. “Hi, we’re an alien species with the intellect to conquer space travel, but we totally forgot to pack rubber suits to block out that deadly water that covers seventy percent of your planet. Not to mention that it’s in the air here, so we should have all died as soon as we landed. D’oh!” And his films actually got worse from there.

Oh, and Blair Witch sucked too. But you all knew that already. Hell, I’m just pissed that I was suckered into watching it by the awesome marketing team that handled that movie’s advertisement.