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Chapter 1 Page 2 - Joe Vann?

Wark_Ento

on Oct. 13, 2009

Ok let me explain what a Joe Vann is. It's when a person forms his hand into a chopping shape, like an ax, then uses the upper side to whack someone in the armpit unexpectedly, screaming "JOE VANN!!!" as to startle the victim even more. Bonus points for double Joe Vanns. Then it would be up to the victim to either rub their numb armpit(s) and walk away, or to find the perfect opportunity to do it back to the same person without them expecting it, except three times harder, as payback. It used to be a fad at my high school, way before the Five-Star or Index-Fingerwhip.

Now that you know, now you know. ;)