Holding Chaos
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- Just a Few Minutes Too Late
- Biscuit Whore
- Junkyard Dog
- Chapter Seven, Hunting Party
- Ice Cream Cures All
- You Know Marty, Right?
- They Fight All the Time
- I'll Fix This
- Dragon Poop
- It's All Your Fault
- Ugh, Not Him
- Silly Humans Tricks
- Chapter Six, Cover
- A Lie of Omission
- It's Not That Funny
- Little Mud Hut
- Sleeping Together
- The Power of Ice Cream
- Lies Like a Rug
- Generation Oops
- You Didn't, Did You?
- The Elf Strikes Back
- I Am Not An Elf
- Too Much Information
- Lex the Fairy
- Holly Leaf
- Meet Bill
- Red Jam, The Sequel
- Red Jam
- French Bread
- Paris, France, 1938
- Chapter Five, Regarding the Holders
- A Little Pity
- Blood-Sucking Fun
- Fruitcake
- Mah-velous
- Too Pasty
- Out of the Loop
- Enemy at Hand
- Just Add Poo
- Baby Theft
- It Burns
- Worn Out Welcome
- Ms. (Mr.) Manners, Not
- Kyle to the Rescue
- Uncomfortable Silence
- Pizza with the Enemy?
- What Do You Do?
- Calgon, Take Me Away
- The Importance of a Firm Handshake
- Icy Greetings
- Pizza and Beer
- Vizzini's Pizza
- Chapter Four Cover
- Radio-Free Eva
- I Don't Want a Life
- No Means Yes
- I'd Rather Be Washin' My Hair
- Haven't Had Pie in Ages
- Catholic Yenta
- Origami Cranes
- Over Educated
- No Hiding Place
- Chapter Three Cover
- Stationed in the Sticks
- Never Say Never
- Um, Oops
- Whoa
- Demony Temper Tantrum
- No Speaky Demon
- Temper, Temper
- No Dragons on Earth
- Unnecessary Flattery
- My Most Objectionable Habit
- Chapter Two, A Typical Outcome
- Justice, She Ain't Blind
- Just This Once
- Trust Me
- Daddy Dearest
- Talis Helps
- Talis's Bedpost
- Tune in My Head
- Failing Everything
- Talis Leers, Regan Dreams
- Wonder Lips
- But Dad...
- Those Three
- Talis Listens Patiently
- Blood Gift
- Talis
- Doodles and Shadows
- It All Started in 1891
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First
Prev
- Just a Few Minutes Too Late
- Biscuit Whore
- Junkyard Dog
- Chapter Seven, Hunting Party
- Ice Cream Cures All
- You Know Marty, Right?
- They Fight All the Time
- I'll Fix This
- Dragon Poop
- It's All Your Fault
- Ugh, Not Him
- Silly Humans Tricks
- Chapter Six, Cover
- A Lie of Omission
- It's Not That Funny
- Little Mud Hut
- Sleeping Together
- The Power of Ice Cream
- Lies Like a Rug
- Generation Oops
- You Didn't, Did You?
- The Elf Strikes Back
- I Am Not An Elf
- Too Much Information
- Lex the Fairy
- Holly Leaf
- Meet Bill
- Red Jam, The Sequel
- Red Jam
- French Bread
- Paris, France, 1938
- Chapter Five, Regarding the Holders
- A Little Pity
- Blood-Sucking Fun
- Fruitcake
- Mah-velous
- Too Pasty
- Out of the Loop
- Enemy at Hand
- Just Add Poo
- Baby Theft
- It Burns
- Worn Out Welcome
- Ms. (Mr.) Manners, Not
- Kyle to the Rescue
- Uncomfortable Silence
- Pizza with the Enemy?
- What Do You Do?
- Calgon, Take Me Away
- The Importance of a Firm Handshake
- Icy Greetings
- Pizza and Beer
- Vizzini's Pizza
- Chapter Four Cover
- Radio-Free Eva
- I Don't Want a Life
- No Means Yes
- I'd Rather Be Washin' My Hair
- Haven't Had Pie in Ages
- Catholic Yenta
- Origami Cranes
- Over Educated
- No Hiding Place
- Chapter Three Cover
- Stationed in the Sticks
- Never Say Never
- Um, Oops
- Whoa
- Demony Temper Tantrum
- No Speaky Demon
- Temper, Temper
- No Dragons on Earth
- Unnecessary Flattery
- My Most Objectionable Habit
- Chapter Two, A Typical Outcome
- Justice, She Ain't Blind
- Just This Once
- Trust Me
- Daddy Dearest
- Talis Helps
- Talis's Bedpost
- Tune in My Head
- Failing Everything
- Talis Leers, Regan Dreams
- Wonder Lips
- But Dad...
- Those Three
- Talis Listens Patiently
- Blood Gift
- Talis
- Doodles and Shadows
- It All Started in 1891
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Author notes
A reference to an old television commercial for (bubble?) bath soap. In it a stressed-out housewife retreats to the bathroom, where she sinks into a bath, sighs and says, "Calgon, take me away."
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