House of Sushi

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#9: An arresting devolpment

Vagabond

on May 24, 2007

So the other day, I was sitting in the doctor's office, waiting to go in and get the results of my tuberculosis test, (positive means I passed, right?) and a nurse approaches me. Fearing the worst, I did what anyone in that situation would do: I began formulating a list of people I wanted to take out before I go. Yet before I could decide whether I should kill Carrot Top or my Government professor, (choices, choices) she began speaking.

"Wow… your legs are sooooo hairy… I wanna braid them!"

…

… Still having the list idea in my head, I formed yet one more titled, "Top 5 ways to respond to that statement."

5: Ok, but only if I get to braid your nose hairs.
4: Alright, but only if I get a happy ending.
3: … Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
2: Look lady, just because you ate a 5 year old doesn't mean that you can start acting like one.

And the #1 response (which just so happens to be the one that I used)…


"Uh… um… huh?"