I think my polar bear whistles

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Another one bites the squirrel.

Lemniskate

on Sept. 22, 2009

REGULAR GUY takes a walk in the park with a cake in his hands
REGULAR GUY notices a squirrel sitting next to a tree
REGULAR GUY takes a jump-dive
REGULAR GUY fails to bite the squirrel
The squirrel runs away and is eaten by a zombie
A duck on fire (Apologies to Schlock Mercenary

I don't read Schlock Mercenary, so I don't know why the duck's on fire. I'm also still working on that BA-thesis of mine.