Incorporated Hate
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Prev
- going out... with a BANG!
- jay gould ectoplasm
- demonic duplicates (3)
- demonic duplicates (2)
demonic duplicates
- half-breed souls on the open market
- CEO in waiting
- yes, sir
- you said this wasn't about sex!
- won't take advantage of you like that
- hostile takeover of your body
- are you pissy?
- prepare the girl
- i barely know you
- the six trillion dollar corporate tool
- you have been chosen to be that voice
- who lent the capitalist aliens their startup capital?
- everything that happened in 'they live' was factually accurate
- kind of sounds like 'they live'
- more of a steve martini guy
- shadow board of directors
not everything's under your control
- playing devil's advocate
- company is a conjoined organism?
- business made flesh
- perfect fusion of demon and business
- corporate personhood trumps person personhood
- demons don't sweat
- the only things i reign destruction down upon are deep-dish pizzas
maggie coaxley in saginaw
- new year's resolution is to kill less, and live more
- you don't want to put the company in a position where its goals and the government's are the same
- eat and go to graduate school simultaneously
- you want the company to make less money?
- emotional pain putting a damper on bloodlust
- instead of killing, we should be thinking about how to live
- feral cats
- the company likes a challenge
- area of study isn't very corporate
- cut-throat
- the supply of disaffected workers must be replenished!
eighty thousand in loans vs a soul-crushing job
- the warrior capitalist
- any time you're in the building, you're getting paid
- survival hardly seems worth the effort sometimes
- not until one of them loses a head
- axe to the face
- how... generically inspiring
- why throw your lot in with those who would overturn the status quo?
- artifical human/demon hybrids
- cursing was once thought to be impolite
- repairing a gunshot to the head
- gunshot to the head
- killing a demon with his own horns
- it's best to argue in a secure location
- miscommunications in large companies
the brigade returns
- 24 is probably just demon propaganda
- demon behavior vs human behavior
- piss and vinegar of the holy spirit
- the good of the one outweighs the good of the many
- corporate logic
- comedic references vs serious references
- there is no smithee only zuul
- post-bailout memory
- switching horsemen mid-apocalypse
- brainwashed AND soulless
- have your pick of cubicles
- the hell pharmacy
- there aren't many fields for english majors
- you and what demon army?
smithee returns
- interns don't get training
- jobs not turning into careers
- kobayashi maru
- demon slugs
- nelson confronts wilkinson
- how demons see humans
- the machine
- the last emotional act
- soul extraction and storage
- hyperbole doesn't do anybody any good
how painful is it when your soul is sucked out of your body?
- saying goodbye
- a big decision
- the lightning round
- not what it looks like
- what might it be like to live without a soul?
- escape, or lose your soul
- a different sort of stock
- no bullshitting
meet carl, the DR rep
- success means a bonus
- two dudes hugging
- rickroll (4)
- rickroll (3)
- rickroll (2)
rickroll (1)
- death of a hero
- bad ideas
- for the workers
- sweet, sweet eye juices
- the enemy of your friend can sometimes be your friend
- still falling
- fastball special
- karsus v. nelson
- human to demon transformation
here comes nelson...
- open rebellion seems like a lot of work
- risking the future
- jumping without a net
- revolution branding issues
- back inside the building
- escape elevator
- need one army to raise another
- inspired, then depressed
- excitedly quoting the simpsons
- war against big money? i don't think so
karsus joyat-fra
- sewer adventures
- heading underground
- he needs to talk to somebody
- i hate capitalism
- a promised savior?
- just like that one star trek!
where there was once one, now there are two
- the collider
- disappearing eyes
- terrance the psychic midget (3): transformation
- terrance the psychic midget (1): the only legitimate libertarian
terrance the psychic midget (1)
- dick cheney: motivational speaker
- job security
- the brigade
danger: fire pit ahead
- closing the hell door (the end of that chapter)
- the last time randy came to the office...
- the journal of money laundering control (and a giant washing machine)
- ...randy?
- opening the hell door
wenders' "hell project"
- employer mandated drugging (8) - metaphors
- employer mandated drugging (7) - frequency of being right
- employer mandated drugging (6) - magic words
- employer mandated drugging (5) - the hell door and salsa
- employer mandated drugging (4) - helmet's on fire
- employer mandated drugging (3) - making friends with doctors
- the plot to destroy social security
- employer mandated drugging (2) - it evens everything out
employer mandated drugging (1) - the email
- getting the axe (metaphorically and literally) (5) - the funeral
- getting the axe (metaphorically and literally) (4) - transforming demons
- getting the axe (metaphorically and literally) (3)
- getting the axe (metaphorically and literally) (2)
- company mandated physicals
getting the axe (metaphorically and literally) (1)
- DSB (2)
DSB (1)
- selling your soul vs forfeiting it
- what kind of frosting is on the birthday cake?
- a coda to the response to the public service message
- a response to the public service message
public service message
- heart attack, or panic attack?
- employer/employee health care relationship
- losers ahead
- new system administrator
lying vs telling the truth
- facing down the rock on saturday
- free from the rock's clutches
- smithee and the rock: day four: almost there!
- the rock: day three
- second day hitched to the rock
first day of dragging the rock around
- the apocalypse has been pushed back
- planning the apocalypse for next week
- (continued from previous two days)
- (continued from previous day)
- today's generation compared to previous generations
ranting to someone listening to their ipod
- pay cuts
- lava demons were transferred to nebraska
involuntary business trip on saturday
- chained to a wall on a friday
- sacrifice in the men's bathroom
- biowarfare's mistakes might lead to working on saturday
- in-house death panels
back to work on monday
Next
Last
First
Prev
- going out... with a BANG!
- jay gould ectoplasm
- demonic duplicates (3)
- demonic duplicates (2)
demonic duplicates
- half-breed souls on the open market
- CEO in waiting
- yes, sir
- you said this wasn't about sex!
- won't take advantage of you like that
- hostile takeover of your body
- are you pissy?
- prepare the girl
- i barely know you
- the six trillion dollar corporate tool
- you have been chosen to be that voice
- who lent the capitalist aliens their startup capital?
- everything that happened in 'they live' was factually accurate
- kind of sounds like 'they live'
- more of a steve martini guy
- shadow board of directors
not everything's under your control
- playing devil's advocate
- company is a conjoined organism?
- business made flesh
- perfect fusion of demon and business
- corporate personhood trumps person personhood
- demons don't sweat
- the only things i reign destruction down upon are deep-dish pizzas
maggie coaxley in saginaw
- new year's resolution is to kill less, and live more
- you don't want to put the company in a position where its goals and the government's are the same
- eat and go to graduate school simultaneously
- you want the company to make less money?
- emotional pain putting a damper on bloodlust
- instead of killing, we should be thinking about how to live
- feral cats
- the company likes a challenge
- area of study isn't very corporate
- cut-throat
- the supply of disaffected workers must be replenished!
eighty thousand in loans vs a soul-crushing job
- the warrior capitalist
- any time you're in the building, you're getting paid
- survival hardly seems worth the effort sometimes
- not until one of them loses a head
- axe to the face
- how... generically inspiring
- why throw your lot in with those who would overturn the status quo?
- artifical human/demon hybrids
- cursing was once thought to be impolite
- repairing a gunshot to the head
- gunshot to the head
- killing a demon with his own horns
- it's best to argue in a secure location
- miscommunications in large companies
the brigade returns
- 24 is probably just demon propaganda
- demon behavior vs human behavior
- piss and vinegar of the holy spirit
- the good of the one outweighs the good of the many
- corporate logic
- comedic references vs serious references
- there is no smithee only zuul
- post-bailout memory
- switching horsemen mid-apocalypse
- brainwashed AND soulless
- have your pick of cubicles
- the hell pharmacy
- there aren't many fields for english majors
- you and what demon army?
smithee returns
- interns don't get training
- jobs not turning into careers
- kobayashi maru
- demon slugs
- nelson confronts wilkinson
- how demons see humans
- the machine
- the last emotional act
- soul extraction and storage
- hyperbole doesn't do anybody any good
how painful is it when your soul is sucked out of your body?
- saying goodbye
- a big decision
- the lightning round
- not what it looks like
- what might it be like to live without a soul?
- escape, or lose your soul
- a different sort of stock
- no bullshitting
meet carl, the DR rep
- success means a bonus
- two dudes hugging
- rickroll (4)
- rickroll (3)
- rickroll (2)
rickroll (1)
- death of a hero
- bad ideas
- for the workers
- sweet, sweet eye juices
- the enemy of your friend can sometimes be your friend
- still falling
- fastball special
- karsus v. nelson
- human to demon transformation
here comes nelson...
- open rebellion seems like a lot of work
- risking the future
- jumping without a net
- revolution branding issues
- back inside the building
- escape elevator
- need one army to raise another
- inspired, then depressed
- excitedly quoting the simpsons
- war against big money? i don't think so
karsus joyat-fra
- sewer adventures
- heading underground
- he needs to talk to somebody
- i hate capitalism
- a promised savior?
- just like that one star trek!
where there was once one, now there are two
- the collider
- disappearing eyes
- terrance the psychic midget (3): transformation
- terrance the psychic midget (1): the only legitimate libertarian
terrance the psychic midget (1)
- dick cheney: motivational speaker
- job security
- the brigade
danger: fire pit ahead
- closing the hell door (the end of that chapter)
- the last time randy came to the office...
- the journal of money laundering control (and a giant washing machine)
- ...randy?
- opening the hell door
wenders' "hell project"
- employer mandated drugging (8) - metaphors
- employer mandated drugging (7) - frequency of being right
- employer mandated drugging (6) - magic words
- employer mandated drugging (5) - the hell door and salsa
- employer mandated drugging (4) - helmet's on fire
- employer mandated drugging (3) - making friends with doctors
- the plot to destroy social security
- employer mandated drugging (2) - it evens everything out
employer mandated drugging (1) - the email
- getting the axe (metaphorically and literally) (5) - the funeral
- getting the axe (metaphorically and literally) (4) - transforming demons
- getting the axe (metaphorically and literally) (3)
- getting the axe (metaphorically and literally) (2)
- company mandated physicals
getting the axe (metaphorically and literally) (1)
- DSB (2)
DSB (1)
- selling your soul vs forfeiting it
- what kind of frosting is on the birthday cake?
- a coda to the response to the public service message
- a response to the public service message
public service message
- heart attack, or panic attack?
- employer/employee health care relationship
- losers ahead
- new system administrator
lying vs telling the truth
- facing down the rock on saturday
- free from the rock's clutches
- smithee and the rock: day four: almost there!
- the rock: day three
- second day hitched to the rock
first day of dragging the rock around
- the apocalypse has been pushed back
- planning the apocalypse for next week
- (continued from previous two days)
- (continued from previous day)
- today's generation compared to previous generations
ranting to someone listening to their ipod
- pay cuts
- lava demons were transferred to nebraska
involuntary business trip on saturday
- chained to a wall on a friday
- sacrifice in the men's bathroom
- biowarfare's mistakes might lead to working on saturday
- in-house death panels
back to work on monday
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Author notes
The original intention of this strip was to serve as something of a reboot. The simple fact of the matter is that Ross and Ellen aren't nearly as interesting as Smithee, particularly when it comes to bouncing off our not-exactly-hero Wilkinson. So, what was supposed to follow this violent little development was a re-pairing of Smithee and Wilkinson, just like the good old days (except that Smithee would have a case of Man-With-The-Screaming-Brain-itis, leading them off on more wacky adventures than even before) Ross and Ellen would eventually return as cyborg drones, fashioning some actual persistent antagonists for our heroes (more effective than the drop-in/drop-out Nelson, or the presumably wiped-out Brigade). The plan was to cut back and forth between Smithee and Wilkinson's day-to-day work adventures (since none of them have performed anything resembling their actual job for over a month of real time… does anyone remember what Wilkinson's job actually is?) with Z's Logan's Run/THX 1138-esque escape attempt, which was going to be pretty ambitious in its scope. Perspective, shading… I was intending to deploy actual artistic techniques in the telling of his story. Unfortunately, I'm not any good at doing things like that, so it's just as well I never committed any of those concepts to a digital format. It would've been more embarrassing than even some of my early art (which, by the way, YEESH! At least I've gotten better at drawing straight lines since that first strip almost exactly 6 months ago). Again, thanks to everyone who came with me on this little ridiculous ride of mine. I feel mentally healthier for doing it, and jazzed to see where the next cartooning experiment'll take me. Hopefully, whenever it comes to pass, you'll all be willing to come on it with me. I promise, it'll be significantly better!
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