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Earl of Douchington

jazzy

on June 10, 2012

I worked at this bbq place, and there was a turkey club sandwich on the menu for people that didn't eat bbq.  Why you would go to a bbq place and not eat bbq is beyond me.  It was the only thing we didn't actually make.  We would have plenty of smoked: pork, brisket, chicken, etc….and yet these ignorant dip-sticks would come in, in droves, and order this tired/processed turkey sandwich.  As if that wasn't bad enough, they would order it with, "no bacon", or "two slices of bread", or "no mayo".  WTF?! 
LOOK!
Don't enter a bbq establishment with the intention of eating healthy.  Go to Subway, or something.  It's laughable.  We were tolerant enough up here ( being in the Northeast), but I'm pretty sure that type of behavior will get you killed south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Idiots!