Internet Superbuddies

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44. Zigged when i Shoulda Zagged

joerocks1981

on Aug. 7, 2007

Here's a fun trick. Go to Mapquest. (i'm not advocating it. hear me out.) now, go to driving directions, and enter your closest friend's address. Now think about how you'd get there. Compare and contrast the two.

Notice how Mapquest steadily provides the most fucked up ass-backwards way ever to get to your destination? Alright. Now imagine that you've flown 2500 miles away, and you're fucking relying on it to find anything, when neither YOU or the inkjet printout bullshit has absolutely no idea where in holy blue fuck you are.

Fuck. Fucker. Fucking hell. Fuck Mapquest up it's stupid ass.

Incidentally, ANY van that matches this motif has always insinuated trouble to my mind, even at a young age. Megaspoiler, the ladder on the back, and the brown, orange, and red stripey paintjob equates a minimum of coke-transporter to at worst, the pinnacle of all gas-guzzling child-molestor transportation. It was a lot of fun to draw.