Internet Superbuddies

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60. Flour Power.

joerocks1981

on Oct. 14, 2007

FACT: when i was sixteen, i was left alone in my house for a day. There wasn't anything in the kitchen that seemed immediately passable as food, and i was starving. So what did i do?

I ate flour. Like, out of a ten pound bag–use this to cook shit–Flour.

…NO, i don't know why. But i did. I thought it would….work.

I've learned my lesson since then, and chalk it up to being a completely retarded kid.

FICTION:….it was really COCAINE! AND LUIS IS APPARENTLY A DEALER!

i got nothin. Apparently i needed to exaggerate (i.e.–flat out lie) my friend's personalities and present occupations through a Yoshi's Island-esque drug haze comic.

Laugholz, or something.