Internet Superbuddies

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104. You've Ruined Christmas.

joerocks1981

on Sept. 10, 2008

Linus' speech in The Charlie Brown Christmas TV special struck me as one of the most profound things i had ever seen as a kid. Seeing as it's, well, the middle of september, and James actually accounts for some of the grossest stories this side of 4chan at times–i felt, why the hell not.

way to deflower something sweet and profound Charles Schultz' meaning of the holiday spirit tried to set in the thoughts and memories of all that is good by turning it into a broken, lurid story about a woman, her ever-desire for money, and the fruit-based accompaniment that joins it.

this ends the girl arc. i no longer care. there was a lead-in to something else, but, it's been a month, and it's really not going anywhere that can't be handled in some other way. To summarize, i shall quote ISB's very own, Chris,

'Girls have a natural low intelligence modifier, which explains their lack of MP.'–not that that has anything to do with anything–but merely needs to be stated.

the email address works, incidentally. try it out.