Joe Bivins Man Genius

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Planet of the Squirrels page 44

thegreatjoebivins

on July 15, 2010

I actually haven't seen Lost at all but still might so if you spoil it I will cut you. I will get on a bus or plane or boat or stargate to wherever it is you live and knock on your door and when you answer I will cut you. With a knife.

The main thing I think we have learned in this issue is that I drop a lot of F-bombs when I get mad and I get mad all the time for no good reason. One day I hope to get my children's book "Terry the Big Fucking Asshole Turtle Who Fucked Everything Up Forever and Then Died" (written and illustrated by me) published but for some reason those big publishing companies never return my letters.

Okay I was joking about that but now I totally want to write that children's book.