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alejkhan

on July 20, 2006

Early update to get this epilogue done and done! So it's done! Go team!

So, if you can't tell, Michael and Magdalena have some intimacy issues that need working out. Now Magda, during this whole scene is actually not angry at Michael, moreso she's angry at me for writing this shit. I'm the one preventing her from getting some. So, she's on protest now, demanding more rights as a character, yadda yadda, threatening to unionize, etc. So I tell her, don't worry babe, I'll make sure you get laid eventually. Then she paused and thought a moment: "I'll make sure you get laid eventually…." but…this is Jump, not some happy romance comic…oh god. I'm screwed.

No no no…you /will/ be screwed, I tell her.

Then she just started crying and ran away.

Then Ryan pops up on stage, and he's all like…really? She and me? Really really? Because I've been begging you for this for like 3 years or so…

Then Victor and Daemian have to get in on this "discussion" and they're all on their knees begging to be first - well, Victor is willing to take Daemian's seconds, but still, they want in over Ryan that's for damn sure, and Michael finally steps in and goes apeshit on all of them spouting crap about duty and sacrifice and love while he punches Daemian in the face, dislocating his jaw. Well, Daemian isn't going to take that shit, so he busts out Mallus and disembowels Michael, who then proceeds to use his own entrails as a garote on Victor, who's got out a gun and has shot Ryan in the shoulder. Ryan meanwhile had been tickling me because I told him to…but once he got shot well, the shit hit the fan…..

And poor Magda is still crying in a corner somewhere threatening not to do the next chapter.

I swear, next time I'm hiring a brunette as my lead female….oh wait, that's why made Lola. >_>