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- Someone has to catch it
Shhhhloooorp!
- Barking
- Ghost Chasing
- Floating on the breeze
- Go Big
- Those are good decorations
- Guest strip from Corey Dye of Raw Fish?
- Sorry. I'm Clumsy.
- Not falling for it
- Work harder! damn you!
When you find your niche
- Why won't they answer?!
- Never stop learning
- Kitty go thump!
- Oh god! It burns me!
- Announcing an exciting new product!
- It's time for bed. NOW!
- Hit 'em hard right off
- I'm such a whore!
- But... I'm pretty aren't I? guys?
They werre stringy anyway
- Error: System will now explode.
- *headdesk* feels right about now.
- Feminist said what?!
- Golden brown and just perfect
- Squishy...
- And you thought your credit was good enough
- Revolution starts with a protest
- Bastard doesn't work enough!
- Chop! Chop!
Someone needs a remote locator...
- Drooling is no faux paux
- Slurpee!
- Serious Business
- Bang go boom
- Monkey see monkey make modern art
- Because I'm freakin' amazing
- Soap! It's cleanliness in a bar!
- If only it were that easy to make a person quiet...
- A walk with baby
Group therapy
- Someone's got a 0.o
- A mother's love
- Psychology for 'tard monkies
- Boom
- Confessional
- The fridge hates me
- People watching
- Getting in shape
- I'm sorry, I thought you were...
When in hell...
- I have no soul
- What? It's hot out!
- The market is looking up!
- An important announcement
- On the way to school
- Whining
- I Hate You
- Giant frikkin' robots!
- This is your brain on art:
Caffeine: My not-so-anti-drug
- Role playing hurts
- My inner child
- Just too young
- accessorizing is important
- Photography is enriching is it not?
- The quiet ones are the best
- The horrible horrible things they did...
- Squish
- Loser go home!
snorkel! snorkel! snorkel!
- In today's News
- Something smells like dog food...
- What a jerk!
- Does anyone else hear a horrible screaching noise?
- poke poke
- I Play In Your Innocence!
- She's a keeper
- Temble in fear of my ATTACK BEARD!
- I just wanted your fish anyway
Where is my brain?
- Broccoli tastes good with beef!
- Dear Annie...
- I Play With Crayons!
- The time! It burns me!
- Where is that going?
- Sick and Twisted
- Ear Gauges
- Gambling is no good
- So you're a country lover huh?...
Sometimes they just go too far
- It's just too bright sometimes
- Kitty dun like me
- yogurt is good for you
- poke! poke!
- I ate your dog. sorry.
- Those dirty dirty robots...
- Look at me Ma!
- Chocolate loves me
- Don Quiote has got nothin' on me
Chiropractics
- It's an addiction
- Stepped in what?
- On the job
- Wile E. Bunny
- I want my juice and cookie
- Killing chibi
- Kitty
- Overkill
- Give us thy caffiene
helium
- Modern art is easy
- I'm not insane... just special
- MEDIC!
- Clean Hair!
- Just keep crying
- FORE!!!
- Why yes, yes I am
- That's just not right...
- I needed those to live...
Bug Zapper Goes Where?
- When you're caught: change the subject
- The radiation is off the charts
- My pretentions will destroy your soul!
- Humans are illogical- but what else is new?
- Male Pregnancy Syndrome
- Dead Worms
- A gourmet knows all
- It's eating my soul!
- Demons need snacks too!
A little something special
- Cleaning up after yourself
- Logic is not my friend
- Butter knives don't cut it
- A culinary secret or two
- Stabby! stab! stab! stab!
- Behind me?
- Plans gone wrong
- When in doubt: medicate
- Do it yourself projects
Mirror mirror
- A backup plan or two
- Putting out your fires
- Zombies need rights too!
- Caffeination
- Oh noes! I touched the 4th wall!
- Sleep Deprivation
- I'd like you to know: I see everything
- Damn funnies whacked 'im Johnny
- Getting to know your characters - part 2
Homeless and proud
- Chocolate means I'm in
- It's not really a loss is it?
- I'M NOT A FIRE HYDRANT!
- Dreams can be horrible things
- Jealousy is only a crime if you kill them
- Refrigeration is a good thing
- Spirits talk to me
- CSI will meet their match
- Stimulating Conversation
It was your own fault for not listening
- Giant chickens are scaring me
- I make all the children happy
- Fuck censorship
- Needs more salt
- Peta doesn't love me
- Be friend?
- When I try to sleep
- Do not disturb
- In my rock band...
My minions of DOOM!
- Dishwasher safe
- A little something for the ladies
- Auuggh!!! The Emoness!!!
- Insert Plug A73446 in Receptacle D/4367
- A Present for You
- Killer Worms Are Attacking
- Brain Damage sucks
- Ain't he cute?
- Dreams, Happiness and DOOM!
Gets bothersome don't it?
- Damn you Charles M. Schulz!
- Bear Repellant
- The fuzz won't ever get me!
- Hi Ho Silver!
- The sun is my friend. But he hurts me!
- Conquest
- With Knives
- Stupidity
- Give it Back
Heaven is...
- Brains
- Bunnies
- Finger this
- Got it?
- Speed Racer
- Blob
- Wooly piggies
- Detroit-born
- Screamo in my head
Hell is...
- Dead and dying of joy
- Wacom
- Sleep
- Kiss it
- Hero
- Spiritual Guidance
- Eating Souls
- Get bent
- Funny isn't it?
Turning Japanese
Crabs
- Not in Public
- The work week
- Finger this
- Magic
- Pixelating
- Caring
- Dance
- Is sarlaac spelled with two a's?
Beached whale party
- Life
- Dear Santa
- Best comeback ever
- Squareness
- Pooped in your sink
- Insane
- Nevermind
- Cubish
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Author notes
A long while ago a friend of mine came up with this one. We have yet to find a comeback to it that doesn't end up sounding pathetic. But if anyone out there can come up with one that manages to stand up to it I will gladly acknowledge their insult superiority.
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