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             - Someone has to catch it 
            Shhhhloooorp! 
             - Barking 
             - Ghost Chasing 
             - Floating on the breeze 
             - Go Big 
             - Those are good decorations 
             - Guest strip from Corey Dye of Raw Fish? 
             - Sorry. I'm Clumsy. 
             - Not falling for it 
             - Work harder! damn you! 
            When you find your niche 
             - Why won't they answer?! 
             - Never stop learning 
             - Kitty go thump! 
             - Oh god! It burns me! 
             - Announcing an exciting new product! 
             - It's time for bed. NOW! 
             - Hit 'em hard right off 
             - I'm such a whore! 
             - But... I'm pretty aren't I? guys? 
            They werre stringy anyway 
             - Error: System will now explode. 
             - *headdesk* feels right about now. 
             - Feminist said what?! 
             - Golden brown and just perfect 
             - Squishy... 
             - And you thought your credit was good enough 
             - Revolution starts with a protest 
             - Bastard doesn't work enough! 
             - Chop! Chop! 
            Someone needs a remote locator... 
             - Drooling is no faux paux 
             - Slurpee! 
             - Serious Business 
             - Bang go boom 
             - Monkey see monkey make modern art 
             - Because I'm freakin' amazing 
             - Soap! It's cleanliness in a bar! 
             - If only it were that easy to make a person quiet... 
             - A walk with baby 
            Group therapy 
             - Someone's got a 0.o 
             - A mother's love 
             - Psychology for 'tard monkies 
             - Boom 
             - Confessional 
             - The fridge hates me 
             - People watching 
             - Getting in shape 
             - I'm sorry, I thought you were... 
            When in hell... 
             - I have no soul 
             - What? It's hot out! 
             - The market is looking up! 
             - An important announcement 
             - On the way to school 
             - Whining 
             - I Hate You 
             - Giant frikkin' robots! 
             - This is your brain on art: 
            Caffeine: My not-so-anti-drug 
             - Role playing hurts 
             - My inner child 
             - Just too young 
             - accessorizing is important 
             - Photography is enriching is it not? 
             - The quiet ones are the best 
             - The horrible horrible things they did... 
             - Squish 
             - Loser go home! 
            snorkel! snorkel! snorkel! 
             - In today's News 
             - Something smells like dog food... 
             - What a jerk! 
             - Does anyone else hear a horrible screaching noise? 
             - poke poke 
             - I Play In Your Innocence! 
             - She's a keeper 
             - Temble in fear of my ATTACK BEARD! 
             - I just wanted your fish anyway 
            Where is my brain? 
             - Broccoli tastes good with beef! 
             - Dear Annie... 
             - I Play With Crayons! 
             - The time! It burns me! 
             - Where is that going? 
             - Sick and Twisted 
             - Ear Gauges 
             - Gambling is no good 
             - So you're a country lover huh?... 
            Sometimes they just go too far 
             - It's just too bright sometimes 
             - Kitty dun like me 
             - yogurt is good for you 
             - poke! poke! 
             - I ate your dog. sorry. 
             - Those dirty dirty robots... 
             - Look at me Ma! 
             - Chocolate loves me 
             - Don Quiote has got nothin' on me 
            Chiropractics 
             - It's an addiction 
             - Stepped in what? 
             - On the job 
             - Wile E. Bunny 
             - I want my juice and cookie 
             - Killing chibi 
             - Kitty 
             - Overkill 
             - Give us thy caffiene 
            helium 
             - Modern art is easy 
             - I'm not insane...  just special 
             - MEDIC! 
             - Clean Hair! 
             - Just keep crying 
             - FORE!!! 
             - Why yes, yes I am 
             - That's  just not right... 
             - I needed those to live... 
            Bug Zapper Goes Where? 
             - When you're caught: change the subject 
             - The radiation is off the charts 
             - My pretentions will destroy your soul! 
             - Humans are illogical- but what else is new? 
             - Male Pregnancy Syndrome 
             - Dead Worms 
             - A gourmet knows all 
             - It's eating my soul! 
             - Demons need snacks too! 
            A little something special 
             - Cleaning up after yourself 
             - Logic is not my friend 
             - Butter knives don't cut it 
             - A culinary secret or two 
             - Stabby! stab! stab! stab! 
             - Behind me? 
             - Plans gone wrong 
             - When in doubt: medicate 
             - Do it yourself projects 
            Mirror mirror 
             - A backup plan or two 
             - Putting out your fires 
             - Zombies need rights too! 
             - Caffeination 
             - Oh noes! I touched the 4th wall! 
             - Sleep Deprivation 
             - I'd like you to know: I see everything 
             - Damn funnies whacked 'im Johnny 
             - Getting to know your characters - part 2 
            Homeless and proud 
             - Chocolate means I'm in 
             - It's not really a loss is it? 
             - I'M NOT A FIRE HYDRANT! 
             - Dreams can be horrible things 
             - Jealousy is only a crime if you kill them 
             - Refrigeration is a good thing 
             - Spirits talk to me 
             - CSI will meet their match 
             - Stimulating Conversation 
            It was your own fault for not listening 
             - Giant chickens are scaring me 
             - I make all the children happy 
             - Fuck censorship 
             - Needs more salt 
             - Peta doesn't love me 
             - Be friend? 
             - When I try to sleep 
             - Do not disturb 
             - In my rock band... 
            My minions of DOOM! 
             - Dishwasher safe 
             - A little something for the ladies 
             - Auuggh!!! The Emoness!!! 
             - Insert Plug A73446 in Receptacle D/4367 
             - A Present for You 
             - Killer Worms Are Attacking 
             - Brain Damage sucks 
             - Ain't he cute? 
             - Dreams, Happiness and DOOM! 
            Gets bothersome don't it? 
             - Damn you Charles M. Schulz! 
             - Bear Repellant 
             - The fuzz won't ever get me! 
             - Hi Ho Silver! 
             - The sun is my friend. But he hurts me! 
             - Conquest 
             - With Knives 
             - Stupidity 
             - Give it Back 
            Heaven is... 
             - Brains 
             - Bunnies 
             - Finger this 
             - Got it? 
             - Speed Racer 
             - Blob 
             - Wooly piggies 
             - Detroit-born 
             - Screamo in my head 
            Hell is... 
             - Dead and dying of joy 
             - Wacom 
             - Sleep 
             - Kiss it 
             - Hero 
             - Spiritual Guidance 
             - Eating Souls 
             - Get bent 
             - Funny isn't it? 
            Turning Japanese 
            Crabs 
             - Not in Public 
             - The work week 
             - Finger this 
             - Magic 
             - Pixelating 
             - Caring 
             - Dance 
             - Is sarlaac spelled with two a's? 
            Beached whale party 
             - Life 
             - Dear Santa 
             - Best comeback ever 
             - Squareness 
             - Pooped in your sink 
             - Insane 
             - Nevermind 
             - Cubish 
            Better 
         
      
        
           
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        Author notes 
        
        I'm on a roll so you guys get another double update. I already have a buffer and I want to get some of this new stuff up so I can get you guy's opinions on it. I've tossed in some shading this time which I think makes them look a little better. This one comes from something I saw in the forums. One of the people who I know reads Last words mentioned something about liking zombie movies somewhere. ( I'm not mentioning names because I don't remember. Don't think I'm nice enough to worry about privacy. ) That got me to thinking about zombies and how they're always so inherently stupid. From there I began wondering what would occur if a zombie were as civilized and coherent as the rest of us. ( Admittedly, that doesn't count for much. ) This would be my guess as to the result of an intelligent zombie coming across a terrified babbling victim. Or something like that. Truth be told, I just like drawing those lifeless zombie eyes. So much fun.
       
    
    
     
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