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Damn funnies whacked 'im Johnny

lba

on Feb. 19, 2008

I never thought of pie as lethal myself, but clearly there's a way to do a guy in with one to the face. If they're so dangerous I halfway wonder why clowns aren't required to go to school to learn how to properly take one in the face without dying. But then I suppose that's just a silly idea. Humour isn't something you learn from college ( Though in my experience it can result in a lot of humour. ). Too bad this clown didn't learn anything else in his life, like common sense. He probably used the wrong brand of joy buzzer on the Don when he shook his hand. And that's a fatal mistake. You always use ACME when dealing with the Don.

Anyway, I'm going to wrap up this little wad of mental spewage before it gets out of hand and I start losing track of what the hell I'm talking about, and just go on forever paying no heed to proper grammar or sentence constructions creating one of the most horrific run-ons ever known to man…

I'll shut up now.