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Zombies need rights too!

lba

on Feb. 23, 2008

So I decided to revisit our little zombie friend from a while back. I think he's one of my personal favorite characters to be quite honest.

Zombie rights is a very important subject. We need to protect our zombie brethren from the oppression of having their skulls caved in by prejudiced humans. After all, not all zombies are flesh eating monsters. The truth is, only about 45% actively eat human beings. The other 55% provide useful services to our country, like being extras in movies or working at desk jobs. 99% of American productivity in business fields last year came from zombie labour. In addition, zombies fulfill many manual labour positions that otherwise would have to be filled by humans. I would also like to note that zombies are 67% more efficient night shift workers than humans. They also make lovely pets as they don't shed, and come pre-litter trained. Why, with only minimal work you can even retrain them to flush when they're done!

And if you think I'm just pulling these numbers of out nowhere because I have nothing better to say about todays comic, you would be right. I'll catch you all tomorrow.

And thanks Midge for pointing that out. I've fixed it to look a little less goofy. Probably not a good idea to be making comics when tired.