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The radiation is off the charts

lba

on March 16, 2008

I am of course referring to the method in which the pointlessness and lack of intellect of a particular thing or creature, also known as it's stupidity radiation, is measured. At some point we may even be able to create a scientific equation by which this number can be quantified. About all I know currently in my research is that the values of stupid waves seem to skyrocket in places such as Abercrombie & Fitch stores or near cars with stereos so loud that the wheel covers vibrate off ( These things rate slightly lower than celery and just above gravel. ). I believe there may be some correlation between the stupid waves and thudding bass notes ( Although I'm sure there are other factors involved. ).

Of course I could be totally wrong. After all, my research so far has mostly consisted of sitting in the mall food court drawing pictures of people I saw on my napkin with the ketchup packets.