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poke! poke!

lba

on April 13, 2008

I collect a lot of weird things myself. Among my collection is a small assortment of rodent skeletons, a traffic cone, a can of dehydrated water ( Just add water. ), a variety of mannequin parts and an assortment of candies I picked up in Japan no less than two years ago. Many of these things have come into my possession as a result of my travels ( Have I ever mentioned that I'm an addict? ) or jobs I've done ( The rodent skeletons came as part of a payment for a design job. ). I usually get them from people I meet along the way, and it's one of the reason I'm always willing to go out and meet people. So I would not be surprised if some day in the future that someone offers me a preserved human body for some reason. All I can ask, is please: don't let it be one of you guys. I don't want to make a daily policy of staying shut inside my house with tinfoil wrapped around my head rocking back and forth in the corner ( I normally skip the tinfoil and I could never afford it anyway. ).