Seeing as how the other day I found myself being berated for not replying to questions and concerns often enough, I'm going to be trying to do that a little more often in the future. I've always avoided it, since it would mean people would be viewing the same page multiple times a day and I'd be adding to my comment count, which to my way of thinking feels almost a little like cheating. ( I don't like the idea of doing anything that could artificially inflate my rankings or popularity. I'm rather into the organic growth concept. ) So it's not that I flat out don't care what people have to say, I just don't want to cheat.
As for the comic itself: I would like to give some advice. If you do not currently have children I would highly advise you avoid them at all costs, possibly to the point of castration. Because trying to find a small child who has recently discovered the ability to crawl and squeeze themselves into small spaces is about six or seven times harder, and only marginally less painful than having key internal organs removed with knitting needles heated to 6,000 degrees Fahrenheit. This is especially true when it's not your kid, and you've lost them in a space with a large number of small crevices to hide in. I don't know who's idea it was to leave me alone with my nephew, but whoever it was, when I find them, I'm going to have to make sure I can get my knitting needles hot enough ( I may not know how to knit, but if it will help me torment this person, I'll learn. ) Quite frankly, I'm just hoping some of the things he found on the floor weren't toxic. I really don't want him to mutate into a giant atomic monster and destroy half of Iowa ( It doesn't take much destruction to accomplish that, but still. ). If he does, I know exactly who the mob will be coming for: me. Because I have some horrible things on my floor that have been building up for quite a while. They used to be art supplies, but as they've mixed and interbred in the carpet, they've developed their own senses and thoughts. I'm pretty sure that they were doing pre-calculus the other night. And that's not particularly good. My mold is more intelligent when it comes to math class than me. Who knows what could happen if the stuff took over a being with the capability for growth and destruction of a human baby.All of Des Moines could be wiped out! We could very well lose a greater chunk of the American nation's budding politicians!
On second thought, let me go see what the mold is up to…
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