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On the way to school

lba

on June 4, 2008

Alright, I'm back at it and up and moving. Thankfully for me, whatever concoction of horrible disease I ran into didn't last long against my immune system and the copious amounts of ibuprofen I took. And because I am feeling as good as I am right now, I decided to do a little extra on this one and make it more fun in my own little absurd way. Why a dog would be chewing bubble gum is completely beyond me, but I have to say that dog has some serious skills there. I'd be willing to bet it could probably figure out more advanced things like learning to put the seat down after it was done drinking or cleaning up the backyard itself. I've tried to train my own dog, a humane society special ( Name: Juniper.), to do these things and while I think we're getting close to a breakthrough with the seat, I think there will be several years more of intensive training before the backyard is auto-pooperscooped. Not to say that she isn't trying; compared to the cats, who refuse to even consider wiping their paws after using the litter box, she's made light years of advancement. I'm confident that pretty soon, not only will I not have to wake up to let her out in the morning, but she will be able to even cook breakfast and get the mail without chasing the mailman ( Quite frankly, I think I'm more likely to get her to do these things than any of the human females I know. They just yell at me to learn to cook, and yell at me to stop setting the kitchen on fire when I try to learn. ). I can't wait for the day when I'll wake up and breakfast will already be waiting on the table so I can get out the door early.

We're just going to have to expand her repertoire of recipes, because the kibble is getting boring.