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- Someone has to catch it
Shhhhloooorp!
- Barking
- Ghost Chasing
- Floating on the breeze
- Go Big
- Those are good decorations
- Guest strip from Corey Dye of Raw Fish?
- Sorry. I'm Clumsy.
- Not falling for it
- Work harder! damn you!
When you find your niche
- Why won't they answer?!
- Never stop learning
- Kitty go thump!
- Oh god! It burns me!
- Announcing an exciting new product!
- It's time for bed. NOW!
- Hit 'em hard right off
- I'm such a whore!
- But... I'm pretty aren't I? guys?
They werre stringy anyway
- Error: System will now explode.
- *headdesk* feels right about now.
- Feminist said what?!
- Golden brown and just perfect
- Squishy...
- And you thought your credit was good enough
- Revolution starts with a protest
- Bastard doesn't work enough!
- Chop! Chop!
Someone needs a remote locator...
- Drooling is no faux paux
- Slurpee!
- Serious Business
- Bang go boom
- Monkey see monkey make modern art
- Because I'm freakin' amazing
- Soap! It's cleanliness in a bar!
- If only it were that easy to make a person quiet...
- A walk with baby
Group therapy
- Someone's got a 0.o
- A mother's love
- Psychology for 'tard monkies
- Boom
- Confessional
- The fridge hates me
- People watching
- Getting in shape
- I'm sorry, I thought you were...
When in hell...
- I have no soul
- What? It's hot out!
- The market is looking up!
- An important announcement
- On the way to school
- Whining
- I Hate You
- Giant frikkin' robots!
- This is your brain on art:
Caffeine: My not-so-anti-drug
- Role playing hurts
- My inner child
- Just too young
- accessorizing is important
- Photography is enriching is it not?
- The quiet ones are the best
- The horrible horrible things they did...
- Squish
- Loser go home!
snorkel! snorkel! snorkel!
- In today's News
- Something smells like dog food...
- What a jerk!
- Does anyone else hear a horrible screaching noise?
- poke poke
- I Play In Your Innocence!
- She's a keeper
- Temble in fear of my ATTACK BEARD!
- I just wanted your fish anyway
Where is my brain?
- Broccoli tastes good with beef!
- Dear Annie...
- I Play With Crayons!
- The time! It burns me!
- Where is that going?
- Sick and Twisted
- Ear Gauges
- Gambling is no good
- So you're a country lover huh?...
Sometimes they just go too far
- It's just too bright sometimes
- Kitty dun like me
- yogurt is good for you
- poke! poke!
- I ate your dog. sorry.
- Those dirty dirty robots...
- Look at me Ma!
- Chocolate loves me
- Don Quiote has got nothin' on me
Chiropractics
- It's an addiction
- Stepped in what?
- On the job
- Wile E. Bunny
- I want my juice and cookie
- Killing chibi
- Kitty
- Overkill
- Give us thy caffiene
helium
- Modern art is easy
- I'm not insane... just special
- MEDIC!
- Clean Hair!
- Just keep crying
- FORE!!!
- Why yes, yes I am
- That's just not right...
- I needed those to live...
Bug Zapper Goes Where?
- When you're caught: change the subject
- The radiation is off the charts
- My pretentions will destroy your soul!
- Humans are illogical- but what else is new?
- Male Pregnancy Syndrome
- Dead Worms
- A gourmet knows all
- It's eating my soul!
- Demons need snacks too!
A little something special
- Cleaning up after yourself
- Logic is not my friend
- Butter knives don't cut it
- A culinary secret or two
- Stabby! stab! stab! stab!
- Behind me?
- Plans gone wrong
- When in doubt: medicate
- Do it yourself projects
Mirror mirror
- A backup plan or two
- Putting out your fires
- Zombies need rights too!
- Caffeination
- Oh noes! I touched the 4th wall!
- Sleep Deprivation
- I'd like you to know: I see everything
- Damn funnies whacked 'im Johnny
- Getting to know your characters - part 2
Homeless and proud
- Chocolate means I'm in
- It's not really a loss is it?
- I'M NOT A FIRE HYDRANT!
- Dreams can be horrible things
- Jealousy is only a crime if you kill them
- Refrigeration is a good thing
- Spirits talk to me
- CSI will meet their match
- Stimulating Conversation
It was your own fault for not listening
- Giant chickens are scaring me
- I make all the children happy
- Fuck censorship
- Needs more salt
- Peta doesn't love me
- Be friend?
- When I try to sleep
- Do not disturb
- In my rock band...
My minions of DOOM!
- Dishwasher safe
- A little something for the ladies
- Auuggh!!! The Emoness!!!
- Insert Plug A73446 in Receptacle D/4367
- A Present for You
- Killer Worms Are Attacking
- Brain Damage sucks
- Ain't he cute?
- Dreams, Happiness and DOOM!
Gets bothersome don't it?
- Damn you Charles M. Schulz!
- Bear Repellant
- The fuzz won't ever get me!
- Hi Ho Silver!
- The sun is my friend. But he hurts me!
- Conquest
- With Knives
- Stupidity
- Give it Back
Heaven is...
- Brains
- Bunnies
- Finger this
- Got it?
- Speed Racer
- Blob
- Wooly piggies
- Detroit-born
- Screamo in my head
Hell is...
- Dead and dying of joy
- Wacom
- Sleep
- Kiss it
- Hero
- Spiritual Guidance
- Eating Souls
- Get bent
- Funny isn't it?
Turning Japanese
Crabs
- Not in Public
- The work week
- Finger this
- Magic
- Pixelating
- Caring
- Dance
- Is sarlaac spelled with two a's?
Beached whale party
- Life
- Dear Santa
- Best comeback ever
- Squareness
- Pooped in your sink
- Insane
- Nevermind
- Cubish
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Author notes
The other day I dropped by my local mall on a search for some computer cables and while there, I began to notice something. The mall is incredibly close to being like one giant zoo where all the animals are allowed to interact. It acts like a huge cage to keep them all in, as the wiggers laugh at the scenesters and the scenesters make snide comments about the emo kids ( Who are their own distinct grouping that is often confused with scenesters. ). Meanwhile, those of us not in one of the aforementioned groups or some other social grouping are giggling and staring in awe at how serious these people seem to take their actions as they give serious study to whether or not a particular pair of girl's pants will fit their boyfriend, or if they might be too tight ( Although, after wearing those pants I'm not entirely sure one could still qualify as a man.). At one point I even believe I saw a young man walk into a dressing room carrying a large skirt. I do not believe that this skirt was intended for him to be wearing it. Although, given current fashion trends which seem to be in direction opposition to current fitness trends, it doesn't exactly seem unlikely to me. I'm sure he keeps quite cool during the summer. Shortly after seeing that, in my amusement over the variety of people in the mall I managed to completely forget the original purpose for which I had gone there. So, I still don't have any computer cables, but I now know of a entertainment source more amusing than even the internet. Next time I'm taking binoculars and a camera.
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