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Monkey see monkey make modern art

lba

on July 2, 2008

One of the things I've always wanted to do is grab some crayons or paints, sit down next to a modern masterpiece and crayon the wall in a major art museum and see how long it takes them to notice my own masterpiece that I've put up next to a Jackson Pollock piece. I feel I can confidently say that it might take them a while. Between the fact that only rarely have I ever seen a guard in every gallery and I seem to have the magical ability to be completely unnoticed when creating anything. This is probably due to the fact that people simply don't want to have anything to do with the guy sitting on the floor of the MoCCA with a box of crayons scribbling all over the wall. This is probably because that person is supposed to be completely insane and he might choose to hand them a crayon, thereby making them an accomplice ( Yes, you dirty crayon-holding scumbags you. ). Quite personally, I've always found that I prefer to involve the public in my work as much as possible. Even should they not want to be involved. It gives me companions while I'm in prison. Especially, since by then the police will have taken away all art materials from me in much the same way as psychopathic killers are kept from all materials that could possibly be used as weapons.

Because you never know; I might escape, and try to edit Picasso's work.