I originally thought I might try to submit this concept as a major research paper for a class during my last semester of school until I realized that unfortunately it would not meet the minimum length requirement. However, reading over it again, I ended up creating this comic and figured it would be a good place to share it with you all.
At one point during most people's lives, no matter how good looking or charismatic they started out as, there comes a point where they realize a sad truth: not everyone likes them just because ( Usually around the age of two and a half. ). Sadly, some do not ever reach this point of cruel reality and continue to live on in the deluded belief that the world is completely in love with them and their fascinations. This is despite the fact that as they have grown, so have their skin oil and hormone levels, leading to a exponential increase in zit size or "Acne Density Development" along with Excessive Squeaky Voice Syndrome ( ESVS, also known as a "cracking voice". ). From research ( Bulle and Joc, 2007. ) it has been determined that as these two factors increase, the likely-hood of hobbit-like behavior and excessive Star Trek watching increases tenfold. Additionally, ESVS and extreme Acne Density Development have been linked closely to hermitic role-playing behavior and "general dorkiness" and "doochebaggery" as Bulle and Joc termed it in their dissertations. The two also note a high tendency in such affected individuals to obsessively and compulsively quote and cite their mothers when concerned with certain moral, ethical and aesthetic matters such as their own appearance. As Joc notes, "It's like the friggin' dweebs don't think their mom would ever tell them the truth that they're a pizza face who annoys the living shit out of everyone around them by constantly goin' on about WoW." As Bulle continues in his portion of the findings, "…nobody on earth except for other losers cares about online games or crap like that. And I mean, it's like they never actually meet each other. The freaks are just online all the time" In their conclusion, Joc and Bulle state that they believe there may be a cure for this problem, once thought to be chronic and uncureable; "you just gotta keep beating the crap out of them and keep everyone mocking them until they realize everyone thinks they're a loser, man." However, with prior laws banning the use of violence and creating "zero tolerance zones" out of public schools, continuing research on the potential cure that Bulle and Joc proposed has been severely hampered as the primary field for research has been effectively closed before research can begin. Efforts are being made in order to lift the ban but the short term outlook is considered grim by anti-zero tolerance activists and lobbyists. As such researchers are looking into alternative means, such as cutting the affected patients internet, placing toilet paper and flaming dog feces on their porches and taping them to chairs with their eyes open watching hours of football instead of "That faggy Dr. Who crap" as one researcher termed it. As of yet, no major breakthroughs have been made yet, but researchers continue on in the great hopes that Bulle and Joc's work might be expanded upon in order to better help those in need realize that nobody cares about their Blood elf.
Now you have to wonder, if this is what you learn to create at college, what's the rest of the adult world like?
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