For some strange reason, I find those chattering teeth to be absolutely hilarious to look at. Something about them, just makes me want to create a bad B action movie with a hallway just full of them about to eat the hero, who will only narrowly escape being eaten by a small margin as he uses the strength of his denture adhesive to stop the marauding teeth ( I plan on marketing this movie towards the older generations obviously. ). I'm thinking it will be called, When Denture Cleaner Runs. I'm seeing as a starring role an digitally aged Harrison Ford with his starlet of a young wife played by the ever-beloved Jessica Alba ( I'm not going to complain that people are obsessed with the girl. I'll just use it to make money off of the public. ) In the climactic plot, our hero will quickly come to his wits as his young bride is about to be devoured and jump to the rescue armed only with with trusty dental floss and a package of Alka-Seltzer. But as he attempts to save his eerily young-by-comparison love, the many traps and pitfalls of the retirement home will befall him. He'll be chased by exceedingly fast moving lunch carts and have swarms of hypodermic diabetes needles launched at him among the many other dangerous devices arrayed against him. And in the climactic scene, just as the denture adhesive holding his beloved is about to drop him into the luke-warm aerobics pool of doom and he's about to be defeated by his indestructible foe, our hero will quickly use his wits and daring to execute a bold plan to use his floss as a trip line to drop his foe into the pool which he has made bubble by a triple shot of Alka-Seltzer tabs, thereby drowning his antagonist and saving the girl as she falls cleanly into his arms when the adhesive gives way.
And if you don't believe that this movie will be an absolute hit: just let me remind you of how many millions a comedy like Napoleon Dynamite made without actually even being funny.
And just one little click. Please? I'll be your bestest friend. Or at least I'll say thank you.
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