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- Someone has to catch it
Shhhhloooorp!
- Barking
- Ghost Chasing
- Floating on the breeze
- Go Big
- Those are good decorations
- Guest strip from Corey Dye of Raw Fish?
- Sorry. I'm Clumsy.
- Not falling for it
- Work harder! damn you!
When you find your niche
- Why won't they answer?!
- Never stop learning
- Kitty go thump!
- Oh god! It burns me!
- Announcing an exciting new product!
- It's time for bed. NOW!
- Hit 'em hard right off
- I'm such a whore!
- But... I'm pretty aren't I? guys?
They werre stringy anyway
- Error: System will now explode.
- *headdesk* feels right about now.
- Feminist said what?!
- Golden brown and just perfect
- Squishy...
- And you thought your credit was good enough
- Revolution starts with a protest
- Bastard doesn't work enough!
- Chop! Chop!
Someone needs a remote locator...
- Drooling is no faux paux
- Slurpee!
- Serious Business
- Bang go boom
- Monkey see monkey make modern art
- Because I'm freakin' amazing
- Soap! It's cleanliness in a bar!
- If only it were that easy to make a person quiet...
- A walk with baby
Group therapy
- Someone's got a 0.o
- A mother's love
- Psychology for 'tard monkies
- Boom
- Confessional
- The fridge hates me
- People watching
- Getting in shape
- I'm sorry, I thought you were...
When in hell...
- I have no soul
- What? It's hot out!
- The market is looking up!
- An important announcement
- On the way to school
- Whining
- I Hate You
- Giant frikkin' robots!
- This is your brain on art:
Caffeine: My not-so-anti-drug
- Role playing hurts
- My inner child
- Just too young
- accessorizing is important
- Photography is enriching is it not?
- The quiet ones are the best
- The horrible horrible things they did...
- Squish
- Loser go home!
snorkel! snorkel! snorkel!
- In today's News
- Something smells like dog food...
- What a jerk!
- Does anyone else hear a horrible screaching noise?
- poke poke
- I Play In Your Innocence!
- She's a keeper
- Temble in fear of my ATTACK BEARD!
- I just wanted your fish anyway
Where is my brain?
- Broccoli tastes good with beef!
- Dear Annie...
- I Play With Crayons!
- The time! It burns me!
- Where is that going?
- Sick and Twisted
- Ear Gauges
- Gambling is no good
- So you're a country lover huh?...
Sometimes they just go too far
- It's just too bright sometimes
- Kitty dun like me
- yogurt is good for you
- poke! poke!
- I ate your dog. sorry.
- Those dirty dirty robots...
- Look at me Ma!
- Chocolate loves me
- Don Quiote has got nothin' on me
Chiropractics
- It's an addiction
- Stepped in what?
- On the job
- Wile E. Bunny
- I want my juice and cookie
- Killing chibi
- Kitty
- Overkill
- Give us thy caffiene
helium
- Modern art is easy
- I'm not insane... just special
- MEDIC!
- Clean Hair!
- Just keep crying
- FORE!!!
- Why yes, yes I am
- That's just not right...
- I needed those to live...
Bug Zapper Goes Where?
- When you're caught: change the subject
- The radiation is off the charts
- My pretentions will destroy your soul!
- Humans are illogical- but what else is new?
- Male Pregnancy Syndrome
- Dead Worms
- A gourmet knows all
- It's eating my soul!
- Demons need snacks too!
A little something special
- Cleaning up after yourself
- Logic is not my friend
- Butter knives don't cut it
- A culinary secret or two
- Stabby! stab! stab! stab!
- Behind me?
- Plans gone wrong
- When in doubt: medicate
- Do it yourself projects
Mirror mirror
- A backup plan or two
- Putting out your fires
- Zombies need rights too!
- Caffeination
- Oh noes! I touched the 4th wall!
- Sleep Deprivation
- I'd like you to know: I see everything
- Damn funnies whacked 'im Johnny
- Getting to know your characters - part 2
Homeless and proud
- Chocolate means I'm in
- It's not really a loss is it?
- I'M NOT A FIRE HYDRANT!
- Dreams can be horrible things
- Jealousy is only a crime if you kill them
- Refrigeration is a good thing
- Spirits talk to me
- CSI will meet their match
- Stimulating Conversation
It was your own fault for not listening
- Giant chickens are scaring me
- I make all the children happy
- Fuck censorship
- Needs more salt
- Peta doesn't love me
- Be friend?
- When I try to sleep
- Do not disturb
- In my rock band...
My minions of DOOM!
- Dishwasher safe
- A little something for the ladies
- Auuggh!!! The Emoness!!!
- Insert Plug A73446 in Receptacle D/4367
- A Present for You
- Killer Worms Are Attacking
- Brain Damage sucks
- Ain't he cute?
- Dreams, Happiness and DOOM!
Gets bothersome don't it?
- Damn you Charles M. Schulz!
- Bear Repellant
- The fuzz won't ever get me!
- Hi Ho Silver!
- The sun is my friend. But he hurts me!
- Conquest
- With Knives
- Stupidity
- Give it Back
Heaven is...
- Brains
- Bunnies
- Finger this
- Got it?
- Speed Racer
- Blob
- Wooly piggies
- Detroit-born
- Screamo in my head
Hell is...
- Dead and dying of joy
- Wacom
- Sleep
- Kiss it
- Hero
- Spiritual Guidance
- Eating Souls
- Get bent
- Funny isn't it?
Turning Japanese
Crabs
- Not in Public
- The work week
- Finger this
- Magic
- Pixelating
- Caring
- Dance
- Is sarlaac spelled with two a's?
Beached whale party
- Life
- Dear Santa
- Best comeback ever
- Squareness
- Pooped in your sink
- Insane
- Nevermind
- Cubish
Better
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Author notes
While beating my head against the desk from staring at my monitor for several hours ( I've found it's actually a great way to relieve headaches quickly. Although it probably leaves some sort of brain damage. ) I began to think about how I like to kick myself in the teeth and volunteer stupidly for things I know are going to be a real job. I am of course referring to going through all of the votes for the Drunk Duck Awards you lovely people have sent in ( The fact that I'm sitting here doing this for so long is actually a good thing really. It means you're all doing your part and I appreciate that. ). The response we've gotten for the awards so far has been great, and I'm hoping that it will only grow more as the week goes on. I'm almost expecting to be drowning in a veritable sea of emails by the time the votes close on the 10th. But most of all, I'm really happy to see the community here coming out of the woodwork and taking part ( And I now have a working list of those of you who aren't getting holiday cards and candy if I don't see your screen names attached to a vote ballot.). So, even though it's normally supposed to be my thing to torment the rest of the world, it looks like payback has finally come my way. But don't worry, I'll get you all back for it. Even if I have to become friends with the new guy to do it. ( In all seriousness though, I'm quite happy to be tortured this way. I hope you guys will continue to throw your weight and support behind us for the future so we can make the awards even more successful.)
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