Laughing Warlock

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Worlds Finest

laughing warlock

on March 13, 2007

Captain Colbert America:

Recently in the Marvel universe, Captain America was killed in a plot by the Red Skull while being dragged to court for opposing the Super Hero Registration act. Stephen Colbert, although he was on Tony Starks' (Iron Mans') side, was in the Caps' will because of his work in defending America from Democrats and godless killing machines (Bears). He has received the Captain America shield, and will continue the legacy of America's greatest hero in his journey to fight crime.

Flying Angel Tyrannosaurus Man:

On the distant planet of Jurassicon, dinosaurs rule. Having gained free will and logic some ten thousand years ago, the prehistoric people are in their medieval age and well on their way to becoming an advanced example of evolution. But not all is well on Jurassicon. Like earth, it too has a heaven and a hell. However on this planet they've been locked in a standstill for several decades. The war is tearing the planet asunder, and there is one who wants to see an end to the devastation at all costs.

Flying Angel Tyrannosaurus Man (that's the closest translation from his own language) is a paladin of The Cretaceous Order and the patron saint of Raptor Jesus. Desperate to destroy dinosaur hell and end the war as quickly as possible, he has purchased a spaceship from a more advanced alien race and left his home planet to search for help. His plan was to go from planet to planet, gathering technology of other races and converting people to his faith so that he may return home to put an end to the conflict. However when his ship arrived at his first stop (Earth), it was shot down by the planets military because it was thought to be a weapon of the Soviet Union.

Now stranded on earth, Flying Angel Tyrannosaurus man must win converts to the religion of Raptor Jesus by fighting for justice, faith, and the righteousness. While he may have trouble adjusting to the planets strange customs (the existence of Omnivores is puzzling indeed), the technology is far more advanced than his homes', and his appearance isn't generally liked among the population, he sees this as a necessary pilgrimage granted to him by his savior to test him. And one day, his spaceship can be repaired and he can return to bring peace to Jurassicon.