Led by a Mad Man

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ErrePi

on May 10, 2010

Hey guys. Did you know "porn" is actually an acronym for "norp"?

NORP being the Northwest Ottawa Recreation Program?! Did I blow your mind?

Oh, actually. "Norp" is secret code for "porn".

Hey guys, that's lazy as shit.

See what happens when you make up words? Some things come out wrong. Like when I was 5, or something, and I ran around my dad's workplace yelling a word I thought I had made up. Turns out it meant "whore" in my native tongue. Afterwards my dad glared at me I forced myself to forget it.

Now that I'm older, I'm remiss that I can only say "whore" in one language.

Not that I call anyone a whore, but it's hard to talk about prostitutes with my mom now.