Led by a Mad Man

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ErrePi

on Sept. 20, 2010

I can't recall why but a chick friend of mine in high school game me advice when I mentioned going to the mall with my mom once.

"Don't shop for anything in a department store!"

To this day I still don't understand why. Is it 'cause department stores have stinky make-up areas? They smell terrible.

Oh yeah, if I recall correctly, the beds in the stores don't use actual mattresses, right? It's pretty hard, isn't it?

Yeah.

While I'm at it I should also mention another friend of mine thinks "that's what she said" jokes coarse and vulgar.