Led by a Mad Man

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ErrePi

on Oct. 20, 2010

In English class today I was both amazed and appalled at the vast knowledge my classmates had on Paris Hilton and that friend of hers.

We had to rewrite the play "The Importance of Being Earnest" as if it were an episode of "A Simple Life", or something. Then they discussed extensively why one was Gwendolyn and one was Cecily.

It was a little strange to think that I was somehow under the impression that everyone in the world was joining me in ignoring the lady but I was wrong.

My foot's asleep.

No correlation.

But there is a correlation between the lack of pirates and global warming! All hail the flying spaghetti monster.