Led by a Mad Man

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ErrePi

on Dec. 2, 2010

Sometimes, just to be an ass to myself, I walk around without my glasses. That or to remind myself of my vulnerability but I prefer to think that I'm just being a dick.

It's become second nature that the second I wake up I put on my glasses so I rarely go around with poor eyesight so when I took it off my immediate thought was, "DUDE. I am so fucked."

You know the "road work ahead" sign? With words as high as my thigh? I can't read it from five feet away, in fact it's so blurry it just looks like a blank orange sign.

Then at night it's really crazy! I live in a city so there's lights everywhere. So instead of seeing cars I just see circles of lights moving and moving. It's actually pretty beautiful. But don't go around giving yourself bad eyesight! Because then pool parties kinda suck.

Who am I drowning? I don't know!