I'm interested in corporations because I find them insidiously evil. I like to go around the stores and look at the labels and see what company owns them.
I like to read business news. I hate business. I worked briefly in a stint as a door-to-door salesman. I think the day that I realized corporations are evil was when we had a meeting, the assistant manager solemnly told us how they had to downgrade the product. Suddenly he yelled, "Just kidding! Did I get you guys?"
Everyone in the room breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh! I thought you were serious!"
"My heart was racing, really it did!"
"Yeah, guys. We'll never downgrade it because we make the best knives ever!"
Everyone cheered and the meeting ended with the guy demonstrating how awesome the product we're hawking was by cutting shit with it.
I dunno, man. Something feels wrong when people end up being so loyal to a knife. It's just really weird to think the emotion these people feel for… a product.
Then they sat around and made fun of the only other art major the guy ever had working for him.
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