Continuing yesterday's rant, Rich Plaskon. That's the name of the guy I hated so much. He was the head of whatever branch we were in.
There's a large T.V. in the office. He asked us, "Hey. Do you guys want to hear the story about this T.V.? It's really interesting."
Everyone nodded.
"Well, see. I figured since I had some money I might as well use it so I went out and bought myself a big t.v.! 'Cause y'know I love technology. But would you know it right after I bought it they had just come out with a plasma screen hdtv! It was flat! And that was in! And here I just bought this t.v. So I went out and bought a plasma screen t.v. But then I just had this extra t.v. so I thought what could I do with it? Then I thought the office could use a t.v. so I brought it here!"
He paused to smile at us. I waited for him to finish his story. Suddenly he said we had to watch a video about these knives.
That was he end of it. So what's the story behind the t.v.? He bought it, thought he could use a better one, had to get rid of it so he put it right there.
I can't help but imagine what his first novel would be like.
"I was rich. I bought a ton of shit with my money. Friends suck when you have money. The end."
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