Living Large

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The medusa dingleberry!

machinehead

on Aug. 16, 2009

Dirk is a nasty nasty man. I based Dirk off this nasty man I work with. He is by far the weirdest person I have ever met. He is like 35 years old and sits all day and eats his boogers. Last week I was unfortunate enough to be stuck in the bathroom at the same time as him. I was in the first stall and he was in the last/handicapped stall. I don't know what he was doing and god knows I never want to know but he grabbed hold of the top of the bathroom stall he was in and began to shake it violently. So violently I could feel it in my stall. I was in mid deuce and prayed to god that the stall would not crash around me, he let out an exuberant grunt then left the bathroom without washing his hands. I felt so trapped, I was too afraid to go see what he had done, I quickly washed my hands and used about twenty paper towels to open the bathroom door.