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- Santa Dirk
- Monkey steal!
- Trick or treat
- Halloween costume?
- My monkey now!
- Who flung the poo?
- Monkey Bizness
- Job back 2
- Getting his job back?
- Eating the evidence
- How could I just kill a woman?
- How could I just kill a man?
- Mayo 3: Out of the maise
- Mayo 2
- Mayo
- The hooker
- Dirk and the fat man
- The new Dirk
- Zoo 4: The thinning
- Zoo 3
- Zoo 2
The Zoo
- The medusa dingleberry!
- Dirk goes to the doctor
- last donut
- Pharmacist 3: The lie come crashing around Dirk
- Talent show
- God guy 5: the ending
- God guy 4: the shittening
- God guy 3: Xbox in the anals
- God guy 2: Battle of the burger
God Guy
- Viagra
- OB/GYN
- Murder she wrote
- PTO
5xl Magnum condoms!
- LOW
- Happy 4th!
- Dirk's angst
- Dirk's puppy
- Dirk's car
- Dirk's girlfriend
- Dirk's friend
- Dirk'd boss
- Dirk's job
- Dirk's family
- Hi i'm Dirk McClurke
- Intro
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Author notes
The powerful lardy smell of mayo has drawn Dirk's dad to the scene. Luckily for Dirk that stone cold pharmacist bitch did not get a chance to still his money before his dad blew it all on lotto tickets. Now poor Dirk is fat and poor again. What will he do?
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