Living With Insanity

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043 - Artist Part Two

DMH

on Feb. 17, 2009

This isn't me being egotistical. I found out a few months ago I was a child prodigy. So who's going to end up being crazier? David or Paul? Only time will tell.

I'm thinking it's about time I got a rival. A guy I can argue with on every occasion. Scott Kurtz has DJ Coffman. I need to find my Scott Kurtz, a famous guy with more ego than sense. Hey, maybe Scott Kurtz can be my Scott Kurtz. All I have to do is bait him and make it look like I'm the sane one. Boom, I'm on his shit list, but I come out smelling like daisies while he laughs at his own fart jokes.

And yes, I am kidding. I want to be liked.

Seeya on Friday.

~ David