Living With Insanity

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088 - Portal Part Five

DMH

on June 9, 2009

Wow, he got my style down pretty good. And he still made it look good. Damn you to hell Paul! You and your stupid amazing abilities.

Back in March, my friends signed me up for this dating site because they think I'm lonely and stuff. I figured "What the hell? Let's try it." Not exactly one of my better notions.

I'd met about five different girls and I'm starting to lose faith in women as a gender. Then I realise I'm not my parents, who are xenophobic racists (More my mum, but that's for another rant), so I figured "Go for six, then cash in what's left." Once again, not one of my better notions.

What have I learned from all of this? I need to stay away from dating sites and my old method of meeting ladies is the best. Those of you wondering what it is, I meet a girl online, we talk over MSN, I be nice, admit that if the option was available, I would tap that, and then the rest works itself out. Not everyone's cup of tea, but it's gotten me three steady relationships so far.

Seeya on Friday.

~ David