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alejkhan

on Jan. 2, 2009

Apparently, this kingdom is entirely populated by children….. It also snowed. Also, they somehow negotiated with the beast to help them out. And by negotiated, I mean the maid beat the beast up until it did what she said. Also, the horse has been waiting patiently for their return, after they left him outside the base of the tallest mountain. He's pretty pissed. The elf went back to his forest to tell his people all about this awesome new present giving holiday that would make them all rich producing decorative paper and ribbons and selling them at inflated prices to the stupid non-elves. The knight returned to his home on the other side of the mountains and told the story of how he defeated a mighty beast in between taking on more quests. The beast gets bigger and more vicious every time he tells it. The maid went back into the king's employ at triple pay with lots of vacation time, thanks to her new close relationship with the beast…

…and they all live happily ever after. The end. XP

Oh man. It's finally over. It was so horrible. It got really really lazy towards the end, didn't it? :P

Next chapter, is Week 20! It's a Christmas Party! The subject: Getting drunk.

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