Lord of Fnords

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Street Frighteners: Gorefest

Gohlico

on May 11, 2006

An imaginary video game I concocted featurig well-known characters from horror pop-culture.

Characters (from left to right): Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street), Ghostface (Scream), Pumkinhead (Pumkinhead), Michael Myers (Halloween), Pinhead (Hellraiser), Sadako (The Ring), Chucky (Child's Play), Jason Voorhees (Friday The 13th), The Headless Horseman (Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow), Hannibal Lechter (Silence of The Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon), Ben Willis (I Know What You Did Last Summer and its sequel), Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Candyman (Candyman), The Warlock (Warlock), The Tallman (Phantasms), Imhotep (The Mummy), Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), The Leprechaun (Leprechaun), Tooth Fairy (Darkness Falls), The Cryptkeeper (Tales From The Crypt), The Blair Witch (The Blaire Witch Project), Willard Stiles (Willard), The Djinn (Wishmaster), Ash (Evil Dead 1 and 2, Army of Darkness).

Secret Characters: Puzuzu (The Exorcist), Hellboy (Hellboy), Blade (Blade 1 and 2), Damien (The Omen), Gabriel (The Prophecy)

Story: A gathering of horror movie monsters are having a fighting tournament that'll claim many innocent lives. Fortunately, the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense are on the case. They recruited the best monster slayers: A gun-toting demon, a hybrid vampireslayer, a female Slayer, a warrior with a chainsaw hand and a remorseful controller of rats. Together, they face the horrors that await them in this spine-chilling but fake video game.