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10 - On Quiet Nights in a College Sorority

maritalbliss

on Jan. 17, 2008

Hi, I'm Ethan Allen and don't even say you don't wish it were true.

See, Ladies, guys can't help themselves…We think up these things at an age when, to us, seeing panties means sex. If girls sleep in a pile in their panties…they must be having sex! Hurray for logic.

Then we grow up…most of us…and realize that sleeping together for young women means SLEEP the vast majority of the time. Otherwise it means staying up all night talking. It's hard to let go of pubescent era planted ideas, so we pout about it a lot. Sorry.

But on the very very rare occasion, it actually happens…I bet.