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kyupol

on March 26, 2009

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Check out the spoof of today's page!!!
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Book Review of the Day: Thiaoouba Prophecy
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Its about a French guy named Michel Desmarquet who allegedly came into contact with beings from the planet Thiaoouba (pronounced like "yehovah"). These beings are 10 foot tall androgynous beings that have the appearance of white women. He described them to be more attractive than any woman on earth.

To summarize the book in one sentence, Michel was taken for a ride in a spaceship full of pretty "women" then he was also given a tour of their planet (with some side trips) then he came back to earth, and along the way, they had interesting conversations about social, political, religious, and historical topics.

But regardless if it is FACT or FICTION, the Thiaooubans have some things to tell us:
- All the events in the bible are historical events. However, there are some discrepancies between what is written and what really happened.

- All of us Earth humans are NOT NATIVE to this planet. The order by which we came are as follows:
1) Blacks and Yellows -they came here because their planet had only 500 years to live.
2) Arabs - they're a hybrid race of the Blacks and Yellows.
3) Browns - present day Hawaiians and Southeast Asians. Formed Lemurian civilization.
4) Jews - their spaceship accidentally crashed on Earth and only one man and two women survived.
5) Whites - arrived in different waves in small groups from different planets around the same time as the other races. Later formed the Atlantis civilization.

- The greatest problems on this planet are:
1) Politics - because most of the politicians are liars.
2) Religion - because it destroys real spirituality.
3) Money - because it creates a self-centered culture.
4) Journalists - because they love to distort the truth.
5) Drugs - because they damage your astral body.

- As a first step to higher evolution, all gasoline engines should be replaced with alternatives. As fossil fuels are bad for the environment.

- Too much noise is DEVASTATING to your Astral Body. According to them, if only the Earthlings knew the damage that loud music does to their astral bodies, all the nightclubs would be bankrupt.

- Planet Earth is a "Type 1" planet. Planets in type 1 category are the most backward planets in the universe (as far as "intelligent life" is concerned). Inhabitants of Type 9 planets (the most highly advaned races) are able to self-heal, make themselves invisible, communicate telepathically, levitate, resurrect the dead, create new life forms, reproduce at will, and basically do all sorts of superhuman powers.

- When your physical body dies, your soul gets reincarnated in a planet that corresponds to your spiritual development. Our planet is apparently "Hell" to these aliens. And because of that, these aliens consider you heroic if you're from a higher type planet and you CHOOSE to reincarnate on a type 1 planet. According to them, Jesus Christ (from a type 9) and Moses (from a type 8) are examples of such heroes.

Anyway, I might discuss certain aspects of this book in more detail in succeeding rants. Its too much to cover for one rant.

Btw I'd say I agree with 70-80% of what this book says.

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@LanceDanger, trevoramueller, Peipei - thanks.

@JustNoPoint, SarahN - interesting guess.

@Walrus, Jonko, ghostrunner, magickmaker, patoborracho - I'm experimenting new coloring and bg rendering methods. You'll see more of them in the next few pages.

@krisikas - In Canada all the parties resemble commies. : )