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kyupol

on March 24, 2011

Rant of the Day

I just remembered my street preacher pastor friend do an "exorcism" of a woman who was allegedly "possessed" by demons thats why she is taking drugs.

The woman was crying as she's seated on a chair. Screaming something along the lines of "HELP ME!!! PLEASE!!! JESUS!!! HELP ME!!!"

The pastor grabbed her shoulders and looked her straight in the eye. He then kept on repetitively saying "Do you believe in Jesus Christ? Huh?!? Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?!? etc. etc. etc." In a forceful manner.

Then the woman kept on crying "YESSSS!!!" and "I ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS LORD AND SAVIOR!!!" in between sobs, wailing and screaming for help.

The pastor then mumbled some words that sounded like Greek… then threw in "DEPART FROM HER!!! LEAVE THIS CHILD OF GOD ALONE!!! I COMMAND YOU DEMON… IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!!! DEPART!!! I REBUKE YOU UNCLEAN SPIRIT!!! etc."

It went on and on and on for maybe 2 hours or so. I just left to get something to eat because it seemed to be getting nowhere. Then when I came back she was all happy and smiling and praising Jesus in an ecstatic manner thanking Jesus for delivering her from the demon that allegedly is responsible for getting her to do drugs.

Demon possessed? Or a mere form of hypnosis? I didnt have enough background info on the woman being exorcised. So I'm leaning more on "this is just mental illness cured by the pastor's indirect use of hypnosis". But the point is, it helped this woman.

You see, I dont just go around and cry "OMG DEMON POSSESSED!!!" just like that. This woman didnt show any supernatural ability. Supernatural abilities are a major indicator of someone who is demon-possesed. Basically, an over-simplified formula (I know its more complicated than that but for simplicity's sake) to determine demon possession is this:

Supernatural powers + Overall negativity = Demonic Possession

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