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Rant of the Day
Here's the latest crackpottery theory I heard about the end of the world. Its about whats gonna happen in 12-21-2012 when the planetary ascension will happen.

1) Jesus, the Ascended Masters, Galactic Federation, Pleiadians, Sirians, Andromedans, etc… are gonna lead the assault on the Illuminati, the Anti-Christ, and their satanic super soldiers.

2) Lucifer, the Anti-Christ, and his top circle will burn in the lake of fire for all eternity after they've been judged by some council of benevolent ETs / interdimensional beings.

3) Every one of his mid and lower level minions will be shipped off to different worlds or dimensions that would be like "hell". All in proportion to how evil they are and the crimes that they have committed. Its not necessarily a literal lake of fire.

4) Every laggard (comprise 90+ percent of human population) will be shipped off to earth-like planets where they will be allowed to learn and grow and spiritually evolve (this crackpot assumes spiritual evolution as per new age… helena blavatsky… alice bailey… etc. type definition). You are a laggard if you are an atheist, christian, muslim, or anyone who subscribes to any form of "backward" religion. So they can go through multiple reincarnations where they can evolve.

5) Only the most spiritually evolved and intelligent people will remain on the earth. And because of that, there will be no crime and rape and negativity. And then human civilization will progress… transhumanist style… and the end result is a civilization that is highly spiritually and technologically superior to the one we have now. Full of enhanced humans who are smarter, stronger, have psychic abilities, etc. Ubermenschs like what Nietzsche talked about.

Nobody will die because their consciousness can be uploaded to a more highly advanced type of internet if they dont choose to have eternal life which would be technologically possible because by then, science can progress to the point where death will finally be conquered.

But then again… this man praised Barry Soetoro and he believes he is an ascended master and everything will turn to paradise back in 2008. Thats where he falls apart as a false prophet and a CRACKPOT. :)

Then again I wont link his stuff here because I dont wanna give him free advertising.

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