Made of Fail

Sales Pitch

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Sales Pitch

Jens Altmann
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Transcript:

S-Mart: S-Mart. Acquisitions. Can I help you?
Craig: I've written a novel. And self-published it.
Craig: I want you to take 23,396 copies.
S-Mart: Excuse me?
Craig: If you don't take 23,396 copies of my novel, I'll let the press know that you're selling products made in China.
S-Mart: …
S-Mart: Okay. Send me a copy to look at.
Newscaster: Today, the police have arrested the world's stupidest would-be blackmailer…

Please read the backstory to today's strip on my blog. Because yes, this is loosely based on a true story. http://bit.ly/bi9lqs

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