Majoring in Evil

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Chapter 1: Getting into College

priuscomet

on Sept. 1, 2006

It's a competitor's world and only the strong survive.. and only the strong and corrupt are able to reap the benefits of capitalism and domination that keeps the world spinning on its toes. Ahh…what a perfect world. Criminals, Lawyers, corrupt politicians, power hungry fiends who seek to take over the world and herd the sheep! IT'S THE PERFECT SOCIETY!! And what better place to mass produce evil and schemish world dominating complex obsessive leaders then the University of Cavus, Infernus.

At University of Cavus, Invernus, better known as UCI, one can recieve a prestigious education in many fields catering to those ambitious evil students of today's modern society. UCI offers fields such as:

- Creative and Performing Vile
- Modern Cerebral Hypnosis
- Political Socialism and Government Reform Tactics
- Computational Reform
- Business Management
- Informational War Tactics
- Combative Physical Education
- Social Destruction and Devastation
- Alternative Poisons
- Diabolica Sciences
- Psycho Behavioral Studies… and many more!

UCI values the ethics of education and strives to monopolize society through the University of Cavus school system as it provides a dangerous enviornment for an optimal learning experience.

Yup, that's what the broucher said. That's what everyone advertised. Everyone said UCI was the best place to go for college. Little did they know UCI would prove to be even more psychotic then they could ever imagine.