Marital Bliss

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70 - Pounce!

maritalbliss

on Jan. 21, 2008

Hi, I'm Ethan Allen. Nobody ever bothers to tell us when we're young the exact effect smell has on women folk. It's one of those things that will put you over the top, but only if they're interested anyway. Unlike the Axe commercials would like us to believe, if you're fugly with a bad attitude, no amount of good smell makes up for it. It's one piece in the huge ass pile of things to do to make oneself attractive.

At least we don't have to spend dollars on make-up.